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Curse those divebombers!



I can assure you that this is just a temporary setback.



Just a new lick of paint and it will be fine. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Jun-2020 12:03:42 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2020 12:07:58 by Corugi

13-Jun-2020 17:29:41

Scouse said :
Mr Corugilander, will you be opening for trade on monday the 15th or have you always been open in the essential store bracket?

Much love

Scouse - Had to drip dry for the last 3 months

I happen to very busy at the moment Scouse. After all my carriers were sunk off the coast of some damned forsaken island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean I have been fighting desperately in defense of the sacred Coruginese homelands. I may need to resort to extreme measures. Such as strapping able bodied young warriors to slices of bread and throwing them at the enemy in a glorious one way mission.

Say... You are an able bodied young warrior. Do you like flying?

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Jun-2020 20:43:43

15-Jun-2020 08:52:09

Please will you horrible people stop making bump posts? There is one thing I can not abide and that is bump posts. Actually I cant abide noobs either. Or cat food. Or stale madeira cake. For that matter there are a number of things I can't abide.

Cold ears
Wet clothes
Speed bumps
Coffee stains
Flatearthers
The number "6"
Chewing gum on seats
Switzerland
Loud noises
Doors that dont shut properly
Flat tyres
Static
Uncomfortable chairs
Crowds
Wind
Traffic lights
Gravity
One way streets
Yellow
Los Angeles
Drunks
Morning
Venetian blinds
Phones
The Ottoman Empire
The smell of sardines
Sand...

I could go on. But I really dont like "bumps". You are quite welcome to discuss my plans for the defense of Iwo Jima and how I am going to sink the American carriers by luring them into range with soggy bread crusts. AND THAT IS WHEN I WILL UNLEASH MY KAMIKAZI SCOUSE BOMBERS! Mwhahaha! Those feathery Yankee bastards wont know what hit them.



With victory assured I should be able to finally enjoy a fresh cup of tea and some fresh madeira cake. Mmmm. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

15-Jun-2020 15:53:13