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Crispy Weeb

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Corugi said :
I thought we were done posting on this thread. I was hoping to see it quietly slip away into an pervading eternal darkness of utter oblivion. Just like my hopes and dreams.

And who is this Crispy Weeb noob and why has no one tricked him into setting himself in concrete?

I shall go willingly if you sell me any towel

08-Jun-2020 04:04:08

Crispy Weeb

Crispy Weeb

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Corugi said :
I thought we were done posting on this thread. I was hoping to see it quietly slip away into an pervading eternal darkness of utter oblivion. Just like my hopes and dreams.

And who is this Crispy Weeb noob and why has no one tricked him into setting himself in concrete?

I shall go willingly if you sell me any towel

08-Jun-2020 04:04:09

Kings Abbot

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Crispy Weeb said :
Corugi said :
I thought we were done posting on this thread. I was hoping to see it quietly slip away into an pervading eternal darkness of utter oblivion. Just like my hopes and dreams.

And who is this Crispy Weeb noob and why has no one tricked him into setting himself in concrete?

I shall go willingly if you sell me any towel

Damn, he's got us now! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

09-Jun-2020 20:05:52

Corugi

Corugi

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Crispy Weeb said :
Corugi said :
I thought we were done posting on this thread. I was hoping to see it quietly slip away into an pervading eternal darkness of utter oblivion. Just like my hopes and dreams.

And who is this Crispy Weeb noob and why has no one tricked him into setting himself in concrete?

I shall go willingly if you sell me any towel

No, actually we want you to stay. We want you to stay and enjoy a nice and relaxing... umm... BATH! Yes. Yes, of course. A bath. Baths and towels go together. Just keep your clothes on and step into the empty bathtub.

Now close your eyes, lie still and relax, while we back up the truck and gently pour in some nice warm water scented with herbs and rose petals. Yes. Nice warm soothing water. Yes.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

10-Jun-2020 02:54:09 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2020 02:56:39 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

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BUMP


I think Bwian's should branch out into selling teatowels. Maybe also fancy linen tablecloths.
With the profits we could spend a month long holiday on a beach in Barbados, leaving the plebs to cap at the Citadel (once we get one). 'Rugi can't come with us of course, he smells.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

12-Jun-2020 08:55:31

Corugi

Corugi

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There will be no holidays until I find and destroy the American aircraft carriers. MY GOD! THERE'S ONE RIGHT NOW! ZOMGEX!



Quick! Man the antiaircraft batteries!

Wait. Someone said I smell? I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Jun-2020 11:58:53

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