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Comrades! I have good news from the front!
I have succeeded in extracting the 6th Army from Stalingrad, in fact I even managed to launch a counter offensive on the lower Don River. It always pays to put von Manstein in charge of Army Group South. Meanwhile I have stalled the Allies in Normandy. Thanks to my superior economic planning I will be able to produce large numbers of Me262's, soon I will regain Air Superiority over the Ruhr and DESTROY those Allied bombers before they inflict any more damage to my battered industry. Soon victory shall be mine!
ALL SHALL FALL BENEATH THE MECHANIZED DIVISIONS OF ZA GLORIUS CORUGIREICH!
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Wait. This is "Hearts of Iron" isn't it?
No?
Bugger.
*scuttles off* I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
I have succeeded in extracting the 6th Army from Stalingrad, in fact I even managed to launch a counter offensive on the lower Don River. It always pays to put von Manstein in charge of Army Group South. Meanwhile I have stalled the Allies in Normandy. Thanks to my superior economic planning I will be able to produce large numbers of Me262's, soon I will regain Air Superiority over the Ruhr and DESTROY those Allied bombers before they inflict any more damage to my battered industry. Soon victory shall be mine!
ALL SHALL FALL BENEATH THE MECHANIZED DIVISIONS OF ZA GLORIUS CORUGIREICH!
...
Wait. This is "Hearts of Iron" isn't it?
No?
Bugger.
*scuttles off* I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
17-Aug-2019 01:25:11 - Last edited on 17-Aug-2019 01:44:25 by Corugi
Have I posted in this thread yet? No? I guess I can't throw in the towel yet then either.
Edit: checks profile...oh wait...I have. Obviously the thought of being attached to Corugi's decomposing head was too much for me - obliterated it from my memory.
Does this mean I'm now eligible to throw in the towel I wonder?
Into what should I throw it? AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex!
Edit: checks profile...oh wait...I have. Obviously the thought of being attached to Corugi's decomposing head was too much for me - obliterated it from my memory.
Does this mean I'm now eligible to throw in the towel I wonder?
Into what should I throw it? AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex!
19-Aug-2019 13:12:40 - Last edited on 19-Aug-2019 14:16:23 by Treemaid
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WAAAGH!!!
WAAAGH!!!
19-Aug-2019 14:21:52
Treemaid
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Obviously the thought of being attached to Corugi's decomposing head was too much for me - obliterated it from my memory.
Here, you must have dropped it.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Obviously the thought of being attached to Corugi's decomposing head was too much for me - obliterated it from my memory.
Here, you must have dropped it.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
21-Aug-2019 14:38:52
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