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Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Did Luke ever get his feet cut off? I'm getting bored with cutting off hands and quite fancy a variation in my butchery.


Then its settled!

Fifi will smuggle in the poisoned fish to that Vondur guy and when he eats it, or something, whatever, we will have WON!

Yah!



Lets give a big round applause to all of us....wait. Uhh...you guys clap, I will just flap my hand around.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

13-Nov-2018 13:37:24

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Corugi said :
FiFi LaFeles said :
Did Luke ever get his feet cut off? I'm getting bored with cutting off hands and quite fancy a variation in my butchery.


Then its settled!

Fifi will smuggle in the poisoned fish to that Vondur guy and when he eats it, or something, whatever, we will have WON!

Yah!



Lets give a big round applause to all of us....wait. Uhh...you guys clap, I will just flap my hand around.
Slap it upside your head. I'm sure it'll make a nice resounding bongo drum-esque sound.
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13-Nov-2018 19:58:19

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Did Luke ever get his feet cut off? I'm getting bored with cutting off hands and quite fancy a variation in my butchery.


Luke got to keep his feet, but his father on the other hand ...

Having no limbs at all (he lost his right hand three years earlier by the hand of Count Dooku and only has his robotic arm left after he challenged Obi-Wan Kenobi having the high ground) he now has trouble keeping a good equilibrium, and his poor sight through his helmet isn't helping...
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13-Nov-2018 22:08:34

FiFi LaFeles

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Wait! How come I get stuck with smuggling poison fish and murdering people?

Was I consulted? Was this arrangement ratified with my legal team and Trade Union representative? Do I get suitable remuneration for the task with guaranteed achievement bonus? Do I have sole rights to this smuggling enterprise? Has a suitable Health & Safety check been carried out into safe handling?

I'm not going to blithely toddle off on some homicidal errand without these pressing issues (amongst others) being settled.

Just what sort of a gal do you think I am !!!???
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14-Nov-2018 10:34:53

Corugi

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Feefs, you would have to address all those complicated inquires to someone with the technical expertise to answer them. That would be Human Resources. Let's see who is in charge of that....

*rustles some papers*

Ahh! That would be you.

Corugi said :
Staff List.


Human Resources

Fifi La Frou


So, once you have received a satisfactory response from yourself, all you have to do is track Vondur down somewhere, anywhere he has posted and is liekly to look again, and then make a post addressed to him containing the image of the poisoned fish. Once he opens the image he is DOOOMED! DOOOOOMED! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

*giggles*
*does a little jig*
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

15-Nov-2018 23:07:32 - Last edited on 15-Nov-2018 23:13:46 by Corugi

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