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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride". That's one of my favourite trite platitudes.

We could attract more custom by creative advertising, I reckon. Everyone does it. We could incorporate my almost number one favourite within a mid-season Sale banner:




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BWIAN'S


is proud to announce their world famous Mid-Season
SALE



Commencing next Tuesday Bwian's will be offering their incomprehensible incomparable range of non-existent towelling products with breath taking discounts. Prices slashed right across the store!

Every lucky 1000th customer will receive a bonus free, gratis and for nothing gift of a horse-sweat soaked rag previously owned by a wishful beggar !!!

Yes folks, this is your chance to shop 'til you drop (and at Bwian's you are guaranteed a catastrophic collapse). Bring your friends! Bring your family! Bring the kids! Bring your bank to Da Wildy!


BWIAN'S - the home of truly luxurious imaginary towels since 2018


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Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

30-Jul-2019 03:23:21

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


BWIAN'S


is proud to announce their world famous Mid-Season
SALE



Commencing next Tuesday Bwian's will be offering their incomprehensible incomparable range of non-existent towelling products with breath taking discounts. Prices slashed right across the store!

Every lucky 1000th customer will receive a bonus free, gratis and for nothing gift of a horse-sweat soaked rag previously owned by a wishful beggar !!!

Yes folks, this is your chance to shop 'til you drop (and at Bwian's you are guaranteed a catastrophic collapse). Bring your friends! Bring your family! Bring the kids! Bring your bank to Da Wildy!


BWIAN'S - the home of truly luxurious imaginary towels since 2018


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That's way to big to put in my description... I'll post it in spam threads before they get locked.
Also, you're stealing my job!

I've got a new description, and I'll jumble up the links every now and then! Muhahahaha! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
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,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

31-Jul-2019 16:22:36 - Last edited on 31-Jul-2019 16:38:22 by Kings Abbot

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