It's a special one with a cloaking device to make it invisible.
Not sure if he's been messing with advanced alien technology, or he's been rummaging in Harry Potter's drawers again.
Kings Abbot
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Corugi
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"Festering" did you say?
That's not a moon! That's my head!
Where's the tetsu helmet then?
Umm..in hyperspace?
( Fifi, do you think he will believe that? Look, I ran out of soup bowls when you came for dinner, it still has stains on it from the cyanide residue ).
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
To get into hyperspace, one needs to accelerate past the speed of light. If your helmet has past it, why hasn't your head? And even if your head is moving a bit slower just below the speed of light, it should be contracted along the direction it is moving in by a factor 1/gamma = sqrt(1-v²/c²) with v the velocity and c the speed of light (3*10^8 m/s) as Einstein predicted with his special relativity. Yet that moon still looks perfectly round, so it's velocity is even far below 0.14c as that is when the factor gamma becomes 1.10 and causes a time dilation of 10% and a length contraction of 1/1.10 = 0.91.
Therefore I conclude that you lost your helmet.
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
Sorry, I'd like to keep my hand for now. I'll give one to you the moment I don't need it anymore. Perhaps I'll throw in a lightsaber too!
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone