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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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With the redwood that I produced last night, the paper's abilities were the least of my worries.

But as I fortunately hail from a country where you can flush the paper (as opposed to leaving it as a tasty little parcel of goodness next to the toilet in a small bin), yes. Yes you can flush it.

11-Mar-2020 21:02:16 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2020 21:03:52 by Trewavas

Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
With the redwood that I produced last night, the paper's abilities were the least of my worries.

A strange choice of words to give before sentencing. If there was any last lingering shreds of doubt concerning your GUILT they have been vanquished now. I now also find you GUILTY of counterfeiting trees!

!!!6!!!

Anyway, another matter has arisen which demands my attention, so I will carry out sentencing now without further ado.

TREWAVAS! You have been found GUILTY on the following charges of:

1) Posting on 4chan
2) Everything else
3) Tree Abuse

Under the authority I granted unto myself I hereby sentence you to....

*dramatic drumroll*

Be dipped in a bowl of egg yolk, liberally dusted with fish food, and then cast to...

THE GOLDFISH!


*courtroom gasp!*

Sentence to be carried out immediately. May Guthix have mercy upon your soul.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Mar-2020 20:15:54

Corugi

Corugi

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*sobs*

Poor Trewavas! I hope he didn't suffer too much! If only someone other than me had spoken in his defense! He was such a cool guy and made such neat music parodies! Personally I blame that horrid Fifi for bringing all that incriminating evidence against him. She should never have accepted my bribes.

*continues to sob inconsolably*

I will probably need large donations of cash to get over this. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Mar-2020 20:22:37 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2020 05:46:37 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Horsecrap! I wasn't even in the country at the time so don't blame me for the senseless slaughter of an esteemed member of the RSOF. The fault is entirely yours because you are a horrid, evil, murderous, rampaging psychopath with buck teeth and seriously hairy nostrils :@
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

16-Mar-2020 05:46:43

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Horsecrap! I wasn't even in the country at the time so don't blame me for the senseless slaughter of an esteemed member of the RSOF. The fault is entirely yours because you are a horrid, evil, murderous, rampaging psychopath with buck teeth and seriously hairy nostrils :@

Flattery will get you nowhere, Feefs. And can I have that bribe back? I need consoling. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

16-Mar-2020 05:52:06

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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On an entirely unrelated note ~ I won't be posting much in future (if at all) except for here. I think this Clan thread is pivotal to the continued existence of the Universe so ensuring it is bumped and encouraging people to join the only worthwhile Clan in RS is a vital task.

Having just returned from a short break and reading around it would seem the lunatics have finally taken over the asylum. Despite having placed several people on my Ignore List today I don't think I wish to be involved in the RSOF any longer.

Except for the trumped-up accusations and bizarre slaughters, of course.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

16-Mar-2020 05:55:55

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