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Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.), also allows minimal contact with earth colonies - 3 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 53 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 23 years.
A new product on the market, FaiLex, has alleged to find the formula to see ones near future failures that are going to happen based on a complex series of questioning you and a small part of your membrane, but its dying in the market fast when word got out that the results are always the same vague response. The council is yet to determine how, and when, this will be removed from the Marketplace Central. It inevitably will as all other known scams, though.
New education law: Those who cannot pass a mediocre test will be disinfected to death. This controversial law was argued for almost a month and it was concluded that ignorance is a worse fate than death, and many people agreed, however some people said to have faith and love in all life for Spodee loves all who believes. This, of course, is the belief of the almighty creator in the center of the universe.
While on the topic of what has been coined the term Religious Belief, much religious controversy has swept the nation whole. The mere concept of a real existing creator has astonished and convinced almost 10%, according to a recent study, that an almighty Omnipotent ruler, called Spodee, will give an undetermined reward of sorts to any who believe in him with true faith. Research is going wild on this concept, but it hasn't slowed down the government fueled projects... Yet. The council has had a meeting briefly discussing this, details unknown.
This is Rusty Shackleford with DOJ news, and remember to return any FaiLex products to Centre Jellyjub.
27-Jan-2014 21:58:40