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Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.) - 7 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 57 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 27 years.
We grow anxious.
Interestingly, there has been a popular conspiracy that we are witholding very delicious brownies from the people. We would like to ensure that the government ensures us that if there are any strides in good tasting foods there is no reason anyone would want to withhold that from the public.
~That as been DOJ news with Styan Wiloford, see you next time and we'll betcha we have a good one!
Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.) - 7 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 57 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 27 years.
We grow anxious.
Interestingly, there has been a popular conspiracy that we are witholding very delicious brownies from the people. We would like to ensure that the government ensures us that if there are any strides in good tasting foods there is no reason anyone would want to withhold that from the public.
~That as been DOJ news with Styan Wiloford, see you next time and we'll betcha we have a good one!
23-Jan-2014 23:03:44
Iron Woobie: 20 years
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I'm presently on a semi-hiatus, so I won't be active over the next couple of days. In case anyone was looking for me, or to destroy me
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I'm presently on a semi-hiatus, so I won't be active over the next couple of days. In case anyone was looking for me, or to destroy me
24-Jan-2014 21:49:04
Welcome to DOJ news broadcast, from brethren to mah breta, we're here to give you the FACTS.
Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.) - 6 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 56 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 26 years.
The government grows frustrated over the year by civilians stubbornly clinging to the conspiracy that the council has chosen to hide powerful brownies from the public. I, personally, believe its nonsense that the government would care about brownies. I, on my own time, wouldn't waste my words discussing silly "uber brownies". Its ridiculous. You know, next thing ya know, the city will come as a mob to hang me in town square for conspiring with the government to hide brownies! There have been 3 deaths from fighting about the brownies in a bar, please people, stop wasting your time and this senseless homicide. Its horrible!
In other, less faith damaging news... The Grand Councilman has got a new cute jellyjub cub! Its a purebred Collie Jellyjub and, well, just look at it its adorable! *picture*
There have been multiple council meetings considering training an armada of clumsy ninjas to control one of the squadrons of spacecrafts we will build in the future, and its being taken into serious consideration for a defensive squadron in case the wormhole creates future hostility of some form. So, if you ever feel scared, look for the guy who just face-planted by leaning slightly right as he is probably a guard.
~That as been DOJ news with Styan Wiloford, see you next time, have a great day!
Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.) - 6 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 56 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 26 years.
The government grows frustrated over the year by civilians stubbornly clinging to the conspiracy that the council has chosen to hide powerful brownies from the public. I, personally, believe its nonsense that the government would care about brownies. I, on my own time, wouldn't waste my words discussing silly "uber brownies". Its ridiculous. You know, next thing ya know, the city will come as a mob to hang me in town square for conspiring with the government to hide brownies! There have been 3 deaths from fighting about the brownies in a bar, please people, stop wasting your time and this senseless homicide. Its horrible!
In other, less faith damaging news... The Grand Councilman has got a new cute jellyjub cub! Its a purebred Collie Jellyjub and, well, just look at it its adorable! *picture*
There have been multiple council meetings considering training an armada of clumsy ninjas to control one of the squadrons of spacecrafts we will build in the future, and its being taken into serious consideration for a defensive squadron in case the wormhole creates future hostility of some form. So, if you ever feel scared, look for the guy who just face-planted by leaning slightly right as he is probably a guard.
~That as been DOJ news with Styan Wiloford, see you next time, have a great day!
24-Jan-2014 22:22:01
Welcome to DOJ news broadcast, from home to your hearts
Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.), also allows minimal contact with earth colonies - 5 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 55 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 25 years.
In other breaking news, another spice golem attacked the itblobbian colony. This one was especially unique, the rarest spice of all-- purple spice, A light purple-ish spice used in making a sweet-flavored purple pudding-- has attacked Jellyjub and there have been 12,473 casualties. This was a horrendous day in Itblobbia and the nation is in fear that another attack is near. The soldiers have apprehended the golem and harvested it for almost a million TCV worth of pudding spice. However, this is a hollow benefit to the many families that were destroyed in this fateful day...
This attack has influenced a national population count, and we have grown in population astonishingly, reaching a population of 963,000 people approximately, this number counted after the golem disaster.
In more unlikely events, the brownie rumors have begun to create a small group of protesters that camp outside of the capitol secretary debate building, and we have been informed that the government is considering researching delicious brownies to create, and then easing the protests.
A small business has gained millions of TCV over the past 9 months by creating and selling a revolutionary new device, a personally owned satellite! However, these satellites like all others only last up to 70 years before running out of fuel and floating away into space. The investment isn't cheap either, running up to 120,000 TCV per personal satellite!
This has been DOJ news with Rusty Shackleford, see you next time and reach for the stars, bye!
Project SpaceHole (Reusable and properly landable spacecraft capable of going through the wormhole to the Earth.), also allows minimal contact with earth colonies - 5 years.
Project Black Hole (Deep study of black holes) - 55 years.
Project Gullibility Removing (The name says it itself, no more scams are gonna work that well in our community. Long going war, being fought hard.) - 25 years.
In other breaking news, another spice golem attacked the itblobbian colony. This one was especially unique, the rarest spice of all-- purple spice, A light purple-ish spice used in making a sweet-flavored purple pudding-- has attacked Jellyjub and there have been 12,473 casualties. This was a horrendous day in Itblobbia and the nation is in fear that another attack is near. The soldiers have apprehended the golem and harvested it for almost a million TCV worth of pudding spice. However, this is a hollow benefit to the many families that were destroyed in this fateful day...
This attack has influenced a national population count, and we have grown in population astonishingly, reaching a population of 963,000 people approximately, this number counted after the golem disaster.
In more unlikely events, the brownie rumors have begun to create a small group of protesters that camp outside of the capitol secretary debate building, and we have been informed that the government is considering researching delicious brownies to create, and then easing the protests.
A small business has gained millions of TCV over the past 9 months by creating and selling a revolutionary new device, a personally owned satellite! However, these satellites like all others only last up to 70 years before running out of fuel and floating away into space. The investment isn't cheap either, running up to 120,000 TCV per personal satellite!
This has been DOJ news with Rusty Shackleford, see you next time and reach for the stars, bye!
25-Jan-2014 22:59:19 - Last edited on 25-Jan-2014 22:59:44 by Itblobboy
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