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Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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... Are you stalking me or something? 0_o That's pretty much an exact description of me. Even creepier that my previous name (and rl name) is Don and you said call him Don.
I'm scared...
And no, I have never seen tron... ARGH!!

Very Mad Guy, are you a stalker?
You know too much, its quite a shocker,
If you don't stop, I'll block ya',
Or send you to Davy Jones' locker,

Maybe I should give you a hint,
That you should consider a sprint,
Or else you shall need a splint,
No compensation, I'm skint,

Hidden cameras watching my every move?,
If so, I shall disapprove,
I don't like being watched as I groove,
The cameras you should remove,

Now I am looking for somewhere to hide,
To keep away from your view, Eagle-eyed,
Being watched I cannot abide,
Very Mad Guy, you've been denied,

Then again, maybe its a compliment,
That you note my style is opulent,
As a stalker, you are clearly competent,
And an RS player, quite prominent.

(Seriously, that poem of yours is both awesome and creepy - Congrats.. I think? =P ) If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

22-Mar-2014 00:02:51

very mad guy
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very mad guy

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i literally LOLd at your reaction. no, im not a stalker and i also know your previous name was "don sensei" so i decided to put that in the poem

0iz, you dont need to feel a chill.
its unsettling when you cant sit still.
it can make me feel ill.
dont make me have you pay the bill.
you had yours, i had my fill.
you are not the person i want to kill.

i could be creepy, you could be right.
its my strength to fill people with fright.
my hidden identity is really a sight.
i could be as dangerous as spreading a blight,
but would you really run without picking a fight?
well, maybe later. this armor is tight.
but watch out, next time, i will be filled with might!

dont be afraid of me, 0iz.
i am only one of the boys.
you, i didnt mean to scare.
i didnt want to make your feeling bare.
facing me, that is not a dare.
for some, i truly am a nightmare!

me, very mad guy, is actually not that bad,
for some people, i am actually rad.
frightening people, thats a talent i had.
now its mostly used as an ad.
i could be as nervous as a newly made dad.
watching people run can make me feel sad.

0iz, dont run. i just want a friend.
when people see me, they run with no end.
i thought my armor would be a new trend,
but when people see me, "go away" is a message they always send.

as a forgotten warrior, i am usually alone.
sometimes im fine, other times i groan.
"a very mad guy" is how i am known.

people always think i want to turn them to ash,
so when they catch a glimpse, the first they do is dash,
but what if the flight will only make them crash?
they always think they get a really big bash.

people seem to think being a warrior is great,
but people mostly look at me with hate.
when im out there, i always know my fate.
no matter what, no matter the date.
They see me rollin', they better run...

22-Mar-2014 02:09:41

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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You again?! Urgh, I deplore,
Why do you keep coming back for more?,
You should leave, there is the door,
Or we shall duel on the dance floor,
It is no battle, we are at war!,

Oh crap, your moves are ace,
Looks like you might win first place,
With your infinite style and grace,
Even if you won't reveal your face,
But why are you wearing undies made from lace?,

Your moves were quite the surprise,
Even if you forgot to do up your flies,
Which was most unwise,
Beating me, ARGH!, you I despise,
I shall make sure you meet your demise,

But not for a while,
For your posts make me smile,
For they aren't that vile,
They're full of wit and guile,
Making these rhymes, sometimes a trial,

Despite your moves, you must not boast,
For your replies leave me engrossed,
For you see, I enjoy each post,
Not sure you could do that as a ghost,
Ran out rhymes... Want some toast? If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

24-Mar-2014 19:58:27

very mad guy
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very mad guy

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uh... how do you know about my underpants and zipper?

0iz, you start to creep me out.
its like you want to see me pout,
but whatever you say, i will stay stout.
you will see what i am about.

i am mad, but not insane.
i could easily be some guys bane,
they can be shattered like a window pane.

0iz, you know me better than that,
other than that time you called me fat.
i can assure you im not a rat.
i went to a corner and there i sat,
in this corner, only thinking "drat!"

i must admit that rhyming is fun.
i have an opportunity to add a great pun.
out of rhymes, i might run,
but not faster than this hamburger bun!
well, at least not faster than the sound of a gun...

about this conversation, i might say yawn.
at forum fight, i pretty much felt like a pawn,
but i find myself free at least before dawn.
hey look at this awesome picture i have drawn!

now i will give someone else a chance.
make a poem that will make 0iz want to dance!
They see me rollin', they better run...

24-Mar-2014 21:16:20

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Very mad Guy, a great melee fighter,
With a sword, no-one is brighter,
Bet he wishes his armour was lighter,
Just so long as it doesn't get tighter,

Me, a fighter of the style arcane,
Many enemies I have slain,
I try to kill, not leave them in pain,
Hmm... Hope I'm not going insane,

Together we're an unstoppable team,
Of the crop, We'd be the cream,
Killing enemies until they scream,
And drop some loot that does gleam,

But wait, are we in danger?,
Surely our team would need a ranger,
But it can't be an absolute stranger,
Otherwise our lives they could endanger,

Now as an unbeatable team of three,
We could make all the foes flee,
And our allies would glisten with glee,
Is that the time? I'm British, time for tea!

Mmmm, tea, my favourite drink,
I drink it whilst I'm trying to think,
Trying to solve our missing link,
Hey? Did that girl just give me a wink?,

Excuse me one minute, I need to enquire,
Oh... she's just given me a flier,
Said she's rather set herself on fire,
Than date someone in my attire,

Oh well, back to RuneScape,
Guess I'll work on a completionist cape,
It'll take me a while, as the xp I do scrape,
Maybe I should just considering hitting escape,

But even if I did log out,
Which is something I already doubt,
I'd probably just end up in a pout,
Wanting to scream and shout,

Oh look, I wound up in the forum,
A safe place, my santorum,
Although I think it needs better decorum,
Ran out of rhymes....Guess you think I'm dumb,

Well, I guess thats it for now,
I'm nearing the most letters this post will allow,
Perhaps I should just take a bow,
Goodbye, farewell, adios, ciao! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

26-Mar-2014 22:29:33

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Ahh Ace Chaser, a brand new poster,
On this poetry roller coaster,
Oh sure we have our ups and downs,
As we battle for poetry crowns,
But don't worry, I won't roast ya, If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

31-Mar-2014 21:19:56

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