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Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Poetry skills you clearly don't lack,
I'm really happy you're back,
Honestly, you really have the knack,
Here, have a small snack,

I'm sorry if I'm seemed to incite,
A rather nasty poetry fight,
I really hope the words I did write,
Did not fill you with fright,

I was rather stuck for words to rhyme,
With Rachall at the time,
My poetry was not at its prime,
I'd be better as a mime,

I hope that next time we meet,
That I shall be here to greet,
I really do owe you a treat,
Would you like to get something to eat?.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

04-Apr-2014 00:47:36

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Well, Rachall, I guess my poetry you miss,
Since on another thread, you hinted at this,
So here I am, once again to reminisce,
Here on the thread of poetry bliss,

On another thread you were a waiter,
Or Waitress rather, none are greater,
I hope you aren't secretly a hater,
As that would make you a traitor,

On the Wanted! forum thread,
I was horrified when your words I read,
Turns out you want me dead!,
But you'll never get my head!,

Again, where we have to be quick,
Count to fifteen, that is the trick,
But ever so fast you must click,
Personally, I find it a kick,

I hope you're enjoying the forum games,
You're quickly becoming one of the regular names,
One of the finest RS dames,
Wonder if thats one of your aims.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

07-Apr-2014 22:13:10 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2014 20:36:56 by Shifu

Akoran

Akoran

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I dedicate my poem to very mad guy,
and I promise I shall not lie.
His helmet is as shiny and smooth,
as a Disneyland ticket booth.
The horns are long and big,
Stop laughing! I´m not taking the 'mick.

When you see how AVGN gets by,
you know where the anger would lie,
he realised so much money passed him by,
that's why he´s the very mad guy.
,¹'ˆ'¹›.,¸;¸,‹¨ ¸°°¸ ... ¸¨¸ . Akoran . ¸¨¸ ... ¸°°¸ ¨›,¸;¸,.‹¹'ˆ'¹,
',¸¸,' .... '.,¸¸,.' ... '.,¸;¸,.' ................... '.,¸;¸,.' ... '.,¸¸,.' .... ',¸¸,'

10-Apr-2014 14:58:03

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Aaah, Alaerian the Eternal,
Let me get out my journal,
Says here you're noctural,
And that you're a colonel,
For the armies Infernal,

You appear to have done every quest,
I bet you're thinking you're one of the best,
But you're no better than any of the rest,
Now hurry up and get yourself dressed,
Or else I shall plunge a dagger into your chest,
(P.s. Don't worry, its only a jest! =P )

Your only 99s are prayer and attack,
Seems that 99s are something you lack,
Still, at least you can summon a yak,
Maybe if you got on and didn't slack,
You could get back on track,

Your face is quite weird,
With a silly little beard,
Maybe you should have it sheared,
Unlike mine which is revered,
And by many, very feared,

Anyway, Welcome Alaerian to the thread,
Hope you enjoy the poems you've read,
And that none have filled you with dread,
From any of the things that I have said,
Please don't ask others to make me dead. =)

(P.s. I'm only have a bit of fun, I'm not trying to offend you. If it makes you feel any better, I only have 2 99s as well =P )
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 20:33:23 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2014 20:35:10 by Shifu

Akoran

Akoran

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What is this? 0iz?
an 0iz raising his voice?
I´m no infernal warleader,
I´m their top defeater
They ride the lightning, I pull the lever.

I´ve done every quest,
how dare you even think to jest!?
I´m the savior of Gielinor!
There exists no better, I top the score.
You and your dagger wanna meddle?
Oh please! get on my level!

Two 99s are not enough for you?
To the two best, I stayed true!
I did everything 'welfare',
I lived with my sword and a pair!
Living on 3 mil a month, if even that,
Do you remember that, Sir Partyhat?

Don't diss my face,
It got a medal from the Makeover Mage!
My beard is so great,
Solomon pays ME to have a replica made!
But believe you, with a face like yours,
who wouldnt run screaming, it´s natural of course!

I´m glad to be here, I accept your handshake.
I hope to prepare for many more posts to make.
Don't you worry about me hiring a guy,
I´m 99 attack son, I myself make you die ;)
,¹'ˆ'¹›.,¸;¸,‹¨ ¸°°¸ ... ¸¨¸ . Akoran . ¸¨¸ ... ¸°°¸ ¨›,¸;¸,.‹¹'ˆ'¹,
',¸¸,' .... '.,¸¸,.' ... '.,¸;¸,.' ................... '.,¸;¸,.' ... '.,¸¸,.' .... ',¸¸,'

10-Apr-2014 21:23:48 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2014 21:24:26 by Akoran

very mad guy
Feb Member 2017

very mad guy

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alaerian, that was intense.
you keep us all in suspense,
making us wait behind that fence.

you really are proud of yourself.
you think of you as more handsome than an elf.
dont underestimate 0iz,
who is one of us boys,
cause you might make a very huge noise.

do you dare challenge me?
at least answer, dont leave me be.
dont go climbing up a tree.
go against me like you would bruce lee
whatever you do, i will fight thee
They see me rollin', they better run...

10-Apr-2014 21:30:04

Akoran

Akoran

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Come at me brah,
It´ll be a nice passtime to spar.
I hope you can actually think beneath that helmet,
If you can't you lose, there´s no helping it.

I´m not proud, I´m realistic
It´s simple; I´m the best pick!
I break fences as well as any tree,
Now do as Bruce Lee, and start to flee.
,¹'ˆ'¹›.,¸;¸,‹¨ ¸°°¸ ... ¸¨¸ . Akoran . ¸¨¸ ... ¸°°¸ ¨›,¸;¸,.‹¹'ˆ'¹,
',¸¸,' .... '.,¸¸,.' ... '.,¸;¸,.' ................... '.,¸;¸,.' ... '.,¸¸,.' .... ',¸¸,'

10-Apr-2014 21:40:03

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