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Akoran

Akoran

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You think I´m scared of cuts?
I flick them like cigaret buds
99 prayer man, I Soul Split
You have no chance in this pit.

You need to figure of something better
stick to the forums boy, keep being a reader.
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10-Apr-2014 21:49:18

Akoran

Akoran

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How can I be the poo?
It´s you who are the stinker!

I don't care demons are bigger,
I´m badder and meaner!

Grats on killing something bigger,
But try and move out of the Wiz' Tower.
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10-Apr-2014 21:56:24

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Oh please, think you're Bruce Lee?,
Just because you can cut down a tree,
Perhaps you just retreat and flee,
Before you take an arrow in the knee,

I shall enter into this fray,
So go ahead Punk, make my day!,
As both of you, I'm about to slay,
Maybe you should turn on pray,

Oh look, a three way fight,
Don't think this will last all night,
As you shall soon taste my might,
Both of you, I shall spite,

Alaerian, a quest master?,
Oh please, what a disaster,
You were always needing a plaster,
So run away faster,

Also, I can battle in welfare,
Its absolutely true, I swear,
But think what you like, I don't care,
*Hits Alaerian with a chair*

Now we turn to that Very Mad Guy,
You're going to be asking yourself "why?",
As you shall quickly die,
Huh, nice try,

Naaa, seriously, you both seem great,
Not that great, I don't want a date,
No, not even at the pizzaria at eight,
I just want to be your mate.

Hehe, I think this thread has just become fun,
So set your poetry guns to stun,
Don't want any deaths when we're done,
So bring it on, you son of a gun! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

10-Apr-2014 21:57:37

Akoran

Akoran

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Oh wow, look at scaper!
armored in colored paper!
Your silly attempts don't scare me lots,
Didn't you hear what I said about paper cuts?

I believe you when you say you fight welfare,
your most protecting armor is your silly hair!

*Grabs the chair and tosses it to the side*
*Turns on Soul Split, Turmoil and a warriors pride*
*Dons chaotics, fury and tetsu*
*Sends a chair back at 0iz thats long overdue*

I won't even bother with the very mad guy,
In my book, he´s as big a challenge as putting on a tie.
Time consuming, anoying and ugly
I´ll leave you with him, have fun Mowgli!

That being said, it´s getting really late.
I´m ill, I´m tired, and I need my sleep mate.
I´ll return tommorow at two
I hope I´ll get to
See you!
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',¸¸,' .... '.,¸¸,.' ... '.,¸;¸,.' ................... '.,¸;¸,.' ... '.,¸¸,.' .... ',¸¸,'

10-Apr-2014 22:08:45

Akoran

Akoran

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Oh, look at that hot guy in the former stead,
with such a dignified head.
Well, at least I bumped the thread!
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',¸¸,' .... '.,¸¸,.' ... '.,¸;¸,.' ................... '.,¸;¸,.' ... '.,¸¸,.' .... ',¸¸,'

11-Apr-2014 15:30:35 - Last edited on 11-Apr-2014 15:31:29 by Akoran

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Ahha once again I'm back,
This time, ready to attack,
Going to give you a smack,
Then I'll tie you up in a sack,

Come back from abroad,
To beat up a poetry fraud,
To prove your poems are flawed,
Everyone, you may now applaud,

You dare to mock my paper hat?,
At least it isn't some cheap tat,
I use my Quest cape as a bath mat!,
And can replace it just like that,

Paper cuts don't hurt,
Even if the blood does squirt,
And stain my rather nice shirt,
Oooh, look, is that dessert?,

You put on some pathetic tetsu,
Really believe thats going to protect you?,
Not a chance by the time I'm through,
I'll dice you up and use you for stew!,

As I think you will find,
I have food on my mind,
Fed up of poetry grind,
Oiz has signed! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

19-Apr-2014 00:56:19

very mad guy
Feb Member 2017

very mad guy

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hello, 0iz and welcome back.
for a second i thought you had a heart attack,
or took a really long time to get a snack,
or in your back you had a crack,
or maybe your computer had a hack.

either way you now are here,
we no longer have to fear,
now that the long awaited 0iz is near.
hey, old friend, want some beer?
They see me rollin', they better run...

19-Apr-2014 15:34:16

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Before I start rhyming, guess I shouldn't have accepted that beer. Does strange things to your name :( I mean... I don't even... what? Computers should ask you questions on start-up to test if you're drunk. If it thinks you are, it should lock you out before you do silly things.

*Hic* No, I'm not drunk,
Don't drink officer, I'm a monk,
Say, has this forum just shrunk?,
Guess I should lie down on a bunk,

Woah now, the room is spinning,
Guess my poetry is now thinning,
But you can stop that grinning,
There's no chance you are winning,

Say, Very Mad Guy, my best mate,
I just wanna say (Sniffle), that you're great,
But you shouldn't have offered that crate,
Because now I just can't think straight,

This name, guess I'm stuck for a while,
Long time before the pints I shall pile,
Otherwise I might drunkenly walk down the aisle,
Don't want a wife who'd cramp my style,

Okay, about my style, I lie,
I have none, happy? *sigh*
Guess I should go ask why,
So for now, I say goodbye,

I promise that I'll be back soon,
Though its unlikely to be before noon,
As my poetry is out of tune,
Please don't think I'm a loon. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

20-Apr-2014 00:39:21

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