Hello...Name?
Seriously, what's your game?
What was wrong with '0iz'? it had some fame
At least it wasn't
that
lame
Can't you change it back to the old, the former, the same?
What happened, did someone make a claim?
If anything, I vote for Steven.
That string of letters and numbers...I don't even.
Oh wow, this thread got far back,
Come on peple, rhyming is fun, cut it some slack!
Just relax, sit back, and enjoy
write a poem, long or short, I employ!
It´s almost dead, let´s make it active instead,
Do like I do, and bump this thread!
There once was a very mad guy
Who happened to learn how to fly.
He travelled to Fally,
Got lost down an alley
And now has lost all will to try.
Boop!
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Old School
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Bleghy
03-May-2014 15:05:36
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03-May-2014 15:05:49
by
Cherry Waves
...What actually rhymes with "GnomePoop"
Well, to be fair,
I can really only think of "Woop woop"
Can I focus on something else instead, maybe your hair?
Long, brown and thick...
Of wow, I see what you did there,
It´s all about poop still, I hope it doesn't stick.
Let´s try the glasses,
They can't possibly be that hard!
Surely those can appeal the masses,
Or at least make you look smart
Well, unless the hair is a wig
Then I stand firm, they are to avoid giving the hair the slip
Oh wait...Darn it, back to the same old shtick.
I´m sorry, I can't seem to get rid of the last tip.
Oh for christ sake, I´m still stuck in this toilet humor loop!
...poop.
Oh for christ sake, I´m still stuck in this toilet humor loop!
...poop.
Beautiful!
Boop!
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Old School
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Excuse me? I eat live slugs?
I would never! I think you overtuned your cogs
I´ve tried snail once, back in middle school,
roasted, with garlic butter, it was cool
It tasted somewhat like chicken,
But I guarantee it was dead, not alive and kickin'
A snail's a slug with no shell!
For this, I will share with and tell:
The garlic was ash,
Your school served you trash..
At least you're alive and are well!
Boop!
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Old School
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Alas, my dear friend
'Twas in need of a change.
Looks players would send
Suggest it were quite strange.
I thank thy approval;
Your feedback to me -
The recent removal
Of feces and pee.
Your beard - it grows longer
With lies that you tell,
My wrath grows much stronger..
I'll
fashion
you, EL OH EL!
This scarf that you mention,
It belongs to me.
A brand new suggestion
Is needed from thee!
Now off with your rhyme,
Or off with your head..
Don't you think it's time
That you hop off to bed?
Boop!
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Old School
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