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Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Rachall, a worthy servant of Zaros,
But secretly, I am his boss,
I expect this shall make you quite cross,
But do not think he's a loss,
He can make candy floss,

Though I appear quite nice,
I assure you my heart is of ice,
If you think you are better, think twice,
But I have noticed your ability to slice,
I ask you, what is your price?

For Zaros could use you in his army,
His current general is slightly barmy,
I hope I do not appear too smarmy.

Uhh... ran out of rhymes. DAMN! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

13-Mar-2014 22:53:39

Zanna

Zanna

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Oiz thinks he can beat me
I say with glee
for when it comes to pvp
I make people flee
while laughing hehe.

My dragore
will leave you begging "no more!"
I'll be covered in gore
from your face after I score
all the hits in our fight you bore.

13-Mar-2014 23:06:58

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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For poetry tonight, I have had enough,
If you want more, well tough,
I assure you, this is not a bluff,
But do not be in the huff,
I shall be back soon with better stuff. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

13-Mar-2014 23:07:04

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Ooooh...
A battle eh...
Well...
One more! Watch this space!

Miss Rachall, you cannot be serious,
For my fighting style is truely mysterious,
I shall hit you, and make you delirious!

My mass poetry creates awe,
My punches shall leave you raw,
As I break your cute little jaw,

I could fight you all night,
With more lyrics to write,
I suggest you should take flight,

I suggest you should flee,
You cannot beat me,
I write lyrics for E R B!

These are the best lyrics I have penned,
So now I must go my friend,
For this battle, this is the end! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

13-Mar-2014 23:07:43 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2014 23:18:12 by Shifu

Zanna

Zanna

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Did you really think I would run?
I am far from done
I find this thread quite fun.

That said, I didn't come to here you prattle
about how you write for Epic Rap Battles,
in pvp how would that help you at all?

For you see rhymes are not my thing
I'll admit despite the sting
but that doesn't mean Oiz is king!

For in the duel arena Oiz may find
that my moves will leave him blind
and to defeat he'll be resigned.

As I recall,
it was you who started this all
with your threats about a maul.
so back it up if you have a set of....drygores.

13-Mar-2014 23:35:17 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2014 23:41:12 by Zanna

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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... One more... then I'm going to bed =P
Damn this is FUN!

My duellist cap is tier five,
How can you even hope to survive,
Your life I may just deprive,

Drygores are nothing more than cosmetic,
Your rhymes are truely pathetic,
Against my skills poetic,

Yet, also I'm am a mage,
So my skills are difficult to gauge,
Especially when I'm filled with rage,

But also staff beats sword,
Of this battle I am growing bored,
I shall slay you, and claim the reward,

My spells shall beat you quite quick,
After I cast with a single flick,
Begging for mercy, my boots you shall lick,

Even with soup made of rocktail,
In this battle you shall not prevail,
I almost feel bad, beating a female,

We shall see who is left standing at the end of the duel,
Killing you almost seems cruel,
As your poetry is quite cool,

I sense you're quite bright,
And you can clearly fight,
We'll call it even, goodnight!

-----
Okay, I got a little tired by the end. But seriously, goodnight!
I've really enjoyed this back and forth battle of words =) Thanks for making an enjoyable evening. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

14-Mar-2014 00:06:49

Zanna

Zanna

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So you say your style has changed?
Fighting with magic melee or ranged,
are you deranged?

When you for fame,
use gear that is the same,
anything else is lame.

You say you're a master of duels,
but its clear to me you're one those fools
who rellies too much on their little tools.

How many afkers did you have to kill
to get a hat that chill?
It seems fighting you won't be a much of a thrill.

If we gave a duel a whirl,
you'd finally get to touch a girl.
but I would be left wanting to hurl.

Oiz you come across as desperate,
writing rhymes about me when it's inappropriate
but what did I expect from the rhyming prophet?

In this battle,
we are both starting to prattle
and I wonder why I came here at all.

I figure, If this battle of rhyme,
is anything less than sublime
Is it even worth my time?

I dont want you to think this hasn't been fun,
or that me leaving means you've won
but with this thread I now am done.

Now please don't cry,
but this is goodbye.
Later, I might return to say 'hi'.

14-Mar-2014 18:52:18 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2014 20:01:50 by Zanna

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Alas I have been gone for quite some time,
So I lost some skill on how to rhyme,
Rachall, I think it is fair to say we are matched,
So I hope our conflict is now patched,
Your last poem was just fantastic,
I don't think I could surpass it,
And now here's hoping to a new poet,
This is Oiz, and you know it.

(Seriously Rachall, the verses 3-6 just killed me with laughter. Kudos =) ) If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

20-Mar-2014 02:11:58

very mad guy
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very mad guy

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this is 0iz and we know him well.
he is here often, you can tell.
he has desperate need of some hair gel.
that man over there has something to sell.
nope, there was nothing, except for this shell
wait, did you hear that? i heard a bell
im not sure what, but the sound was fell
0iz might know it very well
he shivered to the very single cell

he doesnt flinch at blood or gore,
neither at reading some very shocking lore.
now thats a talent we all can adore.
the only thing he does is scream for more.
who knows what else he has in store?

he found the bell, he took it down,
beat it until his hands were brown.
he looked at them, they now are red.
can you be sure he was properly fed?
i might not know until i am dead
such chilling words fill me with dread
all across from toe to head

he is filled with much desire.
if you prevent him, you rise his ire.
his heart is like a raging fire.
if he is restricted, it will be dire.
wait...
all he wanted to do was to play his lyre

this 0iz here is a very big wonder.
he makes me stay awake and there i ponder,
is he a mortal? is he a god?
could he possibly be a future mod?
this mystery is very odd

this here 0iz is special indeed.
he could possibly be a very rare breed.
maybe he was grown from a seed.
but whatever he is, he likes to read.
this information you should heed.

i spent a lot of time on this poem and i am done,
but first things first, 0iz is the only one,
that we could ever call a don.
what about a race? i think we won!
but i dont think he ever watched tron
They see me rollin', they better run...

20-Mar-2014 03:16:31

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