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VVinh

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A gold bar walks into a bar, and silver bar turns around and says ''AU'' get outta here!!

You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Pikachu.

When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.

We were chatting about bananas, then I split.

He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

What is a lumberjack’s favorite month? Septimber!

A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.

You like chemistry? Na BrO.

The brightest day of the week is Sun-day.
I'm gaÿ.

08-Mar-2015 17:51:39 - Last edited on 08-Mar-2015 17:52:37 by VVinh

VVinh

VVinh

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Hehe :D

I will try to write more jokes here more often.


What did the angry balloon say to the woman? Blow Me!

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless!

What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.

Why not take a break in the south of France? You’ve nothing Toulouse.

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan always in the air? He Neverlands.

I’m a big fan of Wind turbines!

I Know nothing no cooking.

7 days training makes one weak.

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

My car is so old that I can only find spare parts in a museum.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Archimedes set out to invent a water pump and screwed it up.

Look at that idiot, he is missing a chromosome!

Eiffel in love in Paris.

Isak, my brother!

Al Gore has released a new album - Algorithims.
I'm gaÿ.

08-Mar-2015 19:25:10 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2015 21:39:07 by VVinh

VVinh

VVinh

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Did you hear about the cannibal? He had a wife and ate kids!

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran!

Do you ever get tired of sleeping?

How do trees get drunk? They drink root beer.

How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carrots.

How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed.

How does the earth get clean? It takes a meteor shower!

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left? He’s all right!

I asked somebody a question about pi, their answer was never ending!

For a long time, black holes were a dark secret.

Teaching history is old news.

I don’t like my new vacuum cleaner. It sucks.

I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.

Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
I'm gaÿ.

08-Mar-2015 20:09:38

VVinh

VVinh

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Funny anagrams:

Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one

New York Times - Monkeys write

The eyes - They see

Debit card - Bad credit

Microwave - Warm Voice

A Gentleman - Elegant Man

Br-easts - Bra sets

Listen - Silent
I'm gaÿ.

09-Mar-2015 22:04:12

4A6F6B6B75

4A6F6B6B75

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"Got any Sodium hypobromite?

Na BrO!"

"Teach us about absolute zero!

0 K"

"I realised I weighed nothing on a milligram scale, and I was like, 0mg"

"I saw my friends sucking balloons with Helium, and I was like, He, He, He.."

10-Mar-2015 14:36:35

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