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Jaberwockish

Jaberwockish

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An old women sat by a churchyard door,
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
She'd never sat down there before,
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
3 ghosties came and sat down there,
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
The old women shook with fright and fear,
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
The old women to the ghosties said
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
Will I be like you whdn I'm dead?
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
The ghosties to the woman replied
O*******ooo aaaaaaaaaahh
Ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaahh
Aagh!

14-Mar-2015 23:40:49

VVinh

VVinh

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Dracula movies had to be re-Vamped.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

A pirate who wants to stay healthy takes Vitamin ”Sea*.

Was Einstein’s theory good relatively? I'm gaÿ.

17-Mar-2015 20:31:44

sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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In the end, when the apocalypse come, it will be foretold by the herald fr33st0phpl0x.

The mountains will crumble, the lava will erupt, the air will stink of putrid ash, and the only alcohol left is wine coolers. You will be tormented by packs of hellhounds, routine floggings, and round the clock showings in the sky of Gigli and Glitter.

19-Mar-2015 18:57:15

Pessimisti

Pessimisti

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2 German engineers Hans and Heinrich we're at a business trip in northern Finland.
They stopped to fuel up their Mercedes at local gas station. At the same time, there were 2 man drinking from the fuel pistol.

Hans asked in german from Heinrich
"Ist das normal?" (Is that normal)
Where Heinrich answered
"Nein Hans, das ist bleifrei" (No Hans, that is unleaded fuel)

Tell me I was funny, please :|
Forever is sometimes just a one second. #deep

22-Mar-2015 20:45:57

Reality Suks
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Reality Suks

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a young camel asks the old camel why do we have these big humps on our backs,the old camel says to store water in when we travel thur the desert, the young camel then asks why do we have such long eyelashes,old camel says they help keep the sand out of our eyes when we are in the desert,and why do we have big pads on the end of our legs says the young camel,the old camel says to stop us sinking in the desert sand.The young camel looks at the old camel and says so WTF are we doin in chester zoo

24-Mar-2015 22:25:10

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