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here's the joke and riddle from week 14 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: A Scottish family was at a restaurant ordering sausages, bread and eggs. When they had finished eating, there were two sausages left on the plate. "The rest we take home to the dog," said the waiter to the waiter. -Hooray, shouted the children, -we will get a dog! Riddle: Where is the sea without waves, the rivers without water, the forests without trees, the cities without people and the mountains completely flat?
On the map

06-Apr-2022 21:40:25

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due to Easter, here comes the joke and riddle from week 15 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: Heard at the restaurant: -Snails are actually this restaurant's specialty! - Thank you, I know that. I was served by one last time I was here! Riddle: Some months have 30 days and some have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
12. All months have 28 days.

08-Apr-2022 19:49:44

Deltaslug

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Everyday, for 12 days, 12 completely ducks walk into a bar. They all say "ow".
On the 13th day, someone finally places a sign saying "Warning: low bar"

Want to know why the joke is gross and inappropriate?
Because there were 144 ducks.
And if it was appropriate, it would have been funny.

10-Apr-2022 00:45:55

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