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A science fan boy was applying a job. At the interview the manager asked:

-How old are you?

-686 020 000 seconds.

-Seconds???

-Yes. Second is the official unit of time.

-You probably know that I want the answer in years.

The manager warned him that he would not get the job by being that cheeky and said he wouldn't get another warning. The science fan boy understood and everything went well. In the end he got the job. When he was leaving, the manager said:

-You'd better hurry, it's going to rain soon. By the way, is it a long drive from your home?

-0.0000634 years...

27-Jan-2015 11:57:56

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I see this on the first page:
Twillow said :

What did the
green
grape say to the
purple
grape?

"BREATHE YOU GOOFBALL, BREATHE!"

And then I click to the last page and see this:
Twillow said :
Why did
Mrs Grape
leave her family?
She was tired of raisin kids!


And naturally I assume that you're posting hundreds of grape jokes. ^_^



A guy walks into the doctor's office with a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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