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here's the joke and riddle from week 13 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: Yesterday I got some sleeping pills that are very effective. When I had put them in my pocket and got on the bus home, one leg fell asleep. Riddle: If I had 4 eggs, a thief gives me 3 and the rooster on the farm lays 5, how many eggs do I have?
3 eggs ("had" four eggs. A rooster does not lay eggs)

31-Mar-2022 16:35:47

Destruction

Destruction

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What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach?

Freeze. You’re under a vest.
The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

31-Mar-2022 19:26:55 - Last edited on 31-Mar-2022 19:27:03 by Destruction

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