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Destruction

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

31-Mar-2022 19:31:42 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2022 13:11:33 by Destruction

Madalina x

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Want to hear a joke?
- my life

04-Apr-2022 07:03:11

Destruction

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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

04-Apr-2022 07:17:51

Destruction

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What’s the smartest insect?

A spelling bee.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

04-Apr-2022 14:27:29

Destruction

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Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Because you can see right through them.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

05-Apr-2022 11:14:50

Deltaslug

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What's the difference between a pro and a con?

Cons get caught. Pros don't.

06-Apr-2022 01:22:51

Deltaslug

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo it can be done. (Texas variant)

06-Apr-2022 01:23:14

Deltaslug

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Did you hear about the guy who was try to give alkaline salts to the invading aliens?

They said all your base belongs to us.

06-Apr-2022 01:26:37

Deltaslug

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Me ex told me why she left me, it was because all I did was sit around all day and do nothing, as if I didn't have any energy.

I kept telling her that I was full of potential.

06-Apr-2022 01:28:03 - Last edited on 06-Apr-2022 01:28:27 by Deltaslug

Destruction

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Why can’t you ever trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

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The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

06-Apr-2022 06:17:18

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