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Murky

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Sir Amik Varze walks into an antique store...

09-Jan-2015 12:41:12

Yanille Cat

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Miaow!

10-Jan-2015 06:30:24 - Last edited on 27-Jan-2015 19:56:20 by Yanille Cat

VVinh

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Milk a cow to drink milk. I'm gaÿ.

11-Jan-2015 20:25:08

Citadel

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What did the 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

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Road to 200M Divination, Dungeoneering, Herblore & Farming through D&Ds only!

Max: 24/1/16 - 120 Div: 18/11/16

11-Jan-2015 21:32:19 - Last edited on 11-Jan-2015 21:33:03 by Citadel

VVinh

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What is half of 18?
10. I'm gaÿ.

11-Jan-2015 21:34:48

4A6F6B6B75

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Funny story:

Harry: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?
Voldemort: Yes.
Harry: Can you tell me?
Voldemort: No.

*trollface*

12-Jan-2015 16:54:56

Miss Kizmo

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Why did the squirrel lie on its back to swim?
- To keep his nuts dry!

Love & peace <3

12-Jan-2015 18:53:24

VVinh

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A pupil is saying bad things about his master:

He is just lying. He just sucks.
And this turtle, is his father! 's home pet.
Hahahaha.

And the master kicked him and suspended him. I'm gaÿ.

12-Jan-2015 21:16:41

VVinh

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You are hungry.
No.
Yes you are.
How do you know?
Your stomach is speaking.
No, it was yours.
Oh yes, you have right.
Wait, it was my stomach.
No, it was mine.
Ok, you are hungry. I'm gaÿ.

14-Jan-2015 20:30:33

Aug

2023

nbg

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
An interrupting cow.
An int-
MOO!!!

18-Jan-2015 07:21:28

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