How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them!
Whats the difference between a sports car and a 7 year old child?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
Police: No, the house is not yours.
Me: It is.
Police: no, it is your parents' house.
Me: Ok, my parents' house is my house.
Police: Ok... Where is your adress?
Me: In a map.
Police: What is map?
Me: A paper.
Police: Do you know what gun is?
Me: Yes.
Police: Tell me where you live or taste a bullet!
Me: I have already told many times!
Police: No, you didn't!
Me: Leave me alone or I will call the police!
Police: I am the police!
Me: It doesn't matter. I will call the police. You are a thief!
Police: Come with me to my car now!
Me: Noo! Leave me alone! Kidnapping!! Help!!
Police: Your parents will pick you up in the station.
Me: OK...
I'm gaÿ.