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Amazonkaty
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Amazonkaty

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New page, a few more jokes/funnies :)
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.

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A tourist entered a railway station and said:

'The level crossing gates are jammed, officer. One is open and one is closed.'
'Well, sir,' said the guard 'That's because we're half expecting a train!'
'Every revolution begins with a spark'

The Journey of a Veteran Noob

23-Nov-2014 23:40:02 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2014 23:40:30 by Amazonkaty

Apazos

Apazos

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More silly puns. :)
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I used to be a banker; but I lost interest.

I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too!

Without geometry, life is pointless.
~Apa

24-Nov-2014 17:37:05

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