New page, a few more jokes/funnies
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
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A tourist entered a railway station and said:
'The level crossing gates are jammed, officer. One is open and one is closed.'
'Well, sir,' said the guard 'That's because we're half expecting a train!'