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Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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What did the salt say to the water?

Nothing, although the water did SOLUTE! :D


A little girl is lost in the woods and sees an owl in a tree. She asks the owl "do you know where my mommy is?" The owl simply turns its head 180 degrees and flies to another branch and not replying to the girl's question, since owls are unable to speak any of the thousands of our human languages.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

15-Nov-2014 04:08:21

Nead
Sep Member 2012

Nead

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Three men walk into a bar..
..you would've figured one of them would've seen it :P .

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15-Nov-2014 05:22:24

Lady Deluxe

Lady Deluxe

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Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey diddle diddle
We're all on the fiddle
And never get up until noon,
We only take cash
Which we carefully stash,
And we work by the light of the moon.

- Ronald Dahl

St Ives

As I was going to Saint Ives
I met a man with seven wives,
Said he, "I think it's much more fun
Than getting stuck with only one"

- Ronald Dahl

17-Nov-2014 01:25:46 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2014 01:26:55 by Lady Deluxe

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