Counting in binary is easy as, 01 10 11.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Question: How do mathematicians scold their children?
Answer: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”
A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
“You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
A sign at a music shop: *Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.*
Question: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Answer: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? *Make me one with everything.”
A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
*Wait a minute.”
Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, “Dry?”
The German replies, “Nein, just one.”
21-Jul-2015 17:27:58
