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Destruction

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What did one math book say to the other?

“I’ve got so many problems.”

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

12-May-2022 19:37:13

hit me one50

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here is the joke and riddle from week 20 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: -Who are you? -I'm the piano tuner. -I have not ordered any piano turner. -No, but your neighbors have it. Riddle: What gets wet while it dries?

a towel.

18-May-2022 16:37:43

Deltaslug

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A duck, a horse, and a lawyer walk into a bar. Bartender says "what is this, a joke?"

18-May-2022 17:51:20

Deltaslug

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face?"

18-May-2022 17:52:18

Deltaslug

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

Bartender says "for you, no charge"

18-May-2022 17:53:39

Deltaslug

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Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.

He orders 2 drinks, 1 for himself and 1 for the road.

18-May-2022 17:55:00

Deltaslug

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender asks what'll you have?

Rabbit says I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect.

18-May-2022 17:57:11

Destruction

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

19-May-2022 07:21:48

Destruction

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Why are snails slow?

Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

22-May-2022 07:35:40

Destruction

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What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

23-May-2022 13:24:17

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