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Vead
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*Did you hear about that circus fire?
- It was in-tents!

*What did little Timmy with no arms get for Christmas?
- I dunno', he hasn't opened it yet :( !

*How do you make a kleenex dance?
- Put a little boogie in it!

*A blind man walks into a bar.. a table.. a chair.. O_o

*My wife told me I had a bad sense of direction..
- So I packed up all my things and right ! - (Owner) Ornery Onions -
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16-Oct-2022 05:13:12

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*A father tells his son, "Son, if you pleasure yourself too much - you'll go blind!". The son then exclaims to his father, "Dad.. I'm over here!" :P - (Owner) Ornery Onions -
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16-Oct-2022 05:14:27

Vead
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*I remember the last thing my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket..
- Hey, watch me kick this bucket! - (Owner) Ornery Onions -
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16-Oct-2022 05:17:54

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25-Feb-2023 15:42:12

hit me one50

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here is the joke and riddle from week 10-2023 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: The Swede was going to visit the Norwegian, but when he arrived, there was a note on the door: "HAHA! I tricked you. I'm not at home ." Then the Swede wrote a note: "HAHA! I haven't been here!" Riddle: What has legs but cannot walk, and food but cannot eat?
the table.

07-Mar-2023 19:43:11 - Last edited on 07-Mar-2023 19:43:38 by hit me one50

hit me one50

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here is the joke and riddle from week 18-2023 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: Per wanted so badly to be at home with his new kittens, so he decided to trick the teacher into thinking he was sick. He called the school and said in a dark voice: -Hey, Per is sick today, so it's probably best that he stays at home. The teacher: Oh, what a shame. Who is calling? Per: My dad! Riddle: Which month is also a boy's name?
August.

06-May-2023 17:31:11

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