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'' A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking trea. You can't cut me down, the tree exclaims, I'm a talking tree! The man responds, You may be a talking tree, but you will be a dialogue.''
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08-May-2023 03:29:13

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probably because of our national day, here is the joke and riddle from week 20-2023 in Donald Duck and Co this week: joke: Aunt: Here you will get a shiny shiny twenty kroner from me because you are so kind and sweet. Mikkel: Oh, thank you very much, aunt. it's way too much. I could do well with an old, crumpled hundred note! Riddle: Who sleeps with their shoes on?
so does the horse (as long as it has got them on)

13-May-2023 13:40:13

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here is the joke and riddle from week 23 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: -Hello, is it with the police? Can you come to Asfaltveien 316 right away, there has been a break-in here. - This is not the police, this is the pizza restaurant! - Well, take a big pizza with you when you come, then. riddle: can you change the number 666 to a number that is half as large, without subtracting or adding anything?
yup flip it on its head, 999.

07-Jun-2023 20:17:27

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here is the joke and riddle from week 24 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: - This stone ax is over 3,000 years old, said the guide at the museum. - Don't try it, said Johan. - We haven't got further than 2023... Riddle: What is the only thing you can find in an empty pocket?
a hole.

15-Jun-2023 22:46:36

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'' I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. ''

'' I taught my pet wolf how to meditate. Now he's aware wolf. ''

'' How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. ''
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17-Aug-2023 11:40:46

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here is the joke and riddle from week 40 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: Two dogs talked during the break in the obedience course. - I can't stand such courses, said one. - Neither do I, said the other, - most of what we learn we never get to use in real life. riddle: do you know a place where you can sit, but where I can't possibly sit?
On my lap.

04-Oct-2023 20:01:20 - Last edited on 04-Oct-2023 20:01:51 by hit me one50

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here is the joke and riddle from week 45 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: Why couldn't the seal be on the football team? Because he only scored seal goals. Riddle: If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, then who is she?
she is your mother

08-Nov-2023 17:42:22

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here is the joke and riddle from week 47 in Donald Duck and Co: joke: The little boy proudly told his Scottish father that he had saved NOK 10 by running after the bus home from school. - But you should have run behind a taxi instead, answered the father. - Then you would have saved NOK 100. Riddle: When will the last come before the first?
it happens at the turn of the month.

22-Nov-2023 17:20:55

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