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sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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A teacher was trying to teach his students about mathematical representation.

One student brought up a picture showing 2 trees.
The Teacher asked "and what does this represent?"
The Student said "9. Tree + Tree + Tree"

The student then proceeds to draw wind kicking dirt up into the trees.
The teacher asks and what does this represent.
The student "99. Dirty Tree + Dirty Tree + Dirty Tree"

The student then draws the picture of a bird flying over each tree, leaving a dropping.
The teacher asks one more time what this means.
The student "100. Dirty Tree and a .... "

05-Feb-2015 18:26:43

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12-Feb-2015 20:38:58

jour vert

jour vert

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A tribute
to yesterday:


When asked, I said look.

The person was about to fall down a long flight of stairs, and was walking backwards in front me.

"It's cool, I get it."

"No seriously, look behind you."

"I understand, you have to look from the inside-"




By the time my friend tripped, I did try to warn several times. Priceless ^_^ If you would like something to watch on Netflix, here you go = One Piece ^_^

15-Feb-2015 13:48:44 - Last edited on 16-Feb-2015 01:04:33 by jour vert

Eeuwit
Dec Member 2023

Eeuwit

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It is not my joke, but a friend once sent it to me and it is my favorite:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?*

Watson said, “I see millions of stars.”

Holmes asks, “And, what does that tell you?*

Watson replies, “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it’s about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes retorts, “Someone stole our tent.”

25-Feb-2015 23:40:02

FLASH OF 2H
Oct Member 2014

FLASH OF 2H

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guurl do u got 99 farming? cus I got a Bush for you to trim ;)

Yo' momma's so fat that it takes 10 nature runes to alch her.

Yo momma so fat a dhally spec hits her three time

Your momma's so fat she's got enough chins for 99 range

27-Feb-2015 17:11:55

iTinker Bell
Feb Member 2007

iTinker Bell

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Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?



Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!
All you need is a little faith, trust, and pixie dust (heart)

Neverland, just off to the left of Lunar Isle and only a quest away

05-Mar-2015 19:19:37

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