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Amazonkaty
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Amazonkaty

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A penguin walks into a shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any grapes?' 'No,' he replies.

The same thing happens the next day and on the third day the assistant replies: 'No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor!'

Next day the penguin walks in and asks: 'Got any nails?' 'No,' replies the assistant. 'Got any grapes?' the penguin asks.
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Apazos

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I'm loving these! :)
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Where do you find chili beans?
The north pole

When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Do birds always know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time? :P

Once I heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes.
~Apa

11-Dec-2014 16:28:14

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