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Apazos

Apazos

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More silly puns ^_^
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it will come back to me.

I was going to tell a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it.. but the new guy screwed everything up. ;)

Happy early Christmas everyone. Not long now ^_^
~Apa

20-Dec-2014 11:14:06

VVinh

VVinh

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What is agility?

- It is an ability of stamina and movement and strength combined how long time you can perform something in a specific time without to pause or stop.

What is agility?

- It is a Runescape skill.

What is agility?

- A word from a dictionary.

What is agility?

- A Pokemon move.

What is agility?

- Synonym for
Llegerity
Lightness
Lightsomeness
Nimbleness
Stamina
Staying Power I'm gaÿ.

20-Dec-2014 15:53:58

YGE
May Member 2012

YGE

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

Dry erase boards are remarkable.
Yesterday is History, Today is a Gift, Tomorrow is Mystery.

Twitter - @RS_YGE

21-Dec-2014 17:40:06 - Last edited on 21-Dec-2014 17:42:50 by YGE

SoulsUBank
Dec Member 2022

SoulsUBank

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how many times must you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles!

How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!

Doctor: What is the status of the boy who swallowed those coins
Nurse: Still no change

Ba Dum Tsssss* My Achievements Thread

23-Dec-2014 21:00:52 - Last edited on 23-Dec-2014 21:01:24 by SoulsUBank

Miss Kizmo

Miss Kizmo

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C
hristmas
C
racker
J
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... Could only find two out of the five I collected.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
- In case he got a hole in one.

Where do snowman go to dance?
- To a snowball.
Love & peace <3

27-Dec-2014 00:33:03 - Last edited on 27-Dec-2014 00:33:40 by Miss Kizmo

Amaxa

Amaxa

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Hi there i just wanted to say you my achievment of the year.

so its puzzle that took me 7 monts to complete and i am very proud of it.
In fact it says +6 year old on top of the box so yeah you can't deny that i am like really much too smart.

01-Jan-2015 08:30:29

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