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VVinh

VVinh

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A cross eyed teacher can't control his pupils.

Retired teachers are classless.

I can** stand math teachers. They've got too many problems.

The bowling alley employees went on strike for low money.

Does captin hook pirate music?

Does Neil Armstrong ever space out?

Polish nail polish is made from Poland.

I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.

I shot a man in paintball just to watch him dye.

I have a friend named Autumn. She falls a lot.

A haircutter took down the bishop's tiara on his home turf.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

Do the people who climb the world’* highest mountain ever rest?

Dating girls? No, intimidating girls.

Join a fan club and get blowed.

Look at that guy, he is missing a chromosome.

My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav.

My friend is a midget. He is a little funny.

If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns.

If you want a pretty nurse, you’ve got to be patient.

A black man in cockpit is a pilot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Your'** standing on my foot, you're standing on my sole. I'm gaÿ.

25-Mar-2015 20:47:15

VVinh

VVinh

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Why do you have a coin in your ear? I'm listening on 50 cent.

My number is 66633629. What??!! Did you just say six six six free free six tonight? I'm gaÿ.

26-Mar-2015 20:11:20 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2015 21:22:12 by VVinh

Akoran

Akoran

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Want to read a dark joke?

Har har. Get it?
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01-Apr-2015 17:19:17

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