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VVinh

VVinh

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What did Justin Timberlake say to a pretty woman?

I bring you se><y back.


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What did a kid do with 50 cent?

The kid went to a candyshop.


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How do you wake up Lady Gaga when she sleeps?

You just poke her face.


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What did Rihanna say to Brown in a rainy weather?

This is my umbrella.


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Pretty women like Beyonce and Shakira will never tell you the truth. Why?

Beautiful women have beautiful lies.
I'm gaÿ.

02-Apr-2015 18:09:48 - Last edited on 03-Apr-2015 11:20:38 by VVinh

sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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A wannabe villain was trying to create a gang of the most ruthless cuthroats and ne'er-do-wells in Runescape.
He'd assembled thieves, bandits, rogues, outlaws, necromancers, murder mages, werewolves, and even a drunken dwarf woh wouldn't pay his bar tab.
His final applicants were 2 men dressed in dark robes.
Leader: "So what are you you? Mages? Cutlists?"
Applicants: "A little of both"
Leader: "Do anything rotten or evil?"
Applicants: "Stampeding chinchompas"
Leader: "Hardly evil"
Applicants: "Through Entrana"
Leader: "Ah, kinky"

02-Apr-2015 19:10:01 - Last edited on 02-Apr-2015 19:10:46 by sir eos lee

Many Much

Many Much

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Funny english to chinese translations:

Volcano - fire mountain
Rocket - fire arrow
Giraffe - long neck deer
Hippo - River horse
Monkey - horse mad
Peanut - flower life
Earth - ground sphere
Space -too empty
Thunder - flash electric
Earthquake - ground shake
Railway - metal road
Bridge - heaven way
Scorpion - Life shrimp
How many much more do you want?
:P :P :P

05-Apr-2015 10:17:12 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2015 22:36:53 by Many Much

Many Much

Many Much

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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.


What kind of music does the band The Balloons sings?
Pop music.


What do ducks smoke?
Quack.


What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.


What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An Algae-bra.
How many much more do you want?
:P :P :P

18-Apr-2015 15:53:47

Nub buN

Nub buN

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What is Nicki Minaj's favourite burger?
The one with big buns.


What kind of coffee does a pancake like?
A flat white.


Simba wasn't keeping up the pace, so I told him to Mufasa.


What is main ingredient for sultana bread?
Self-raisin flour.


Why did the pancake cross the road?
To see his flat mate.


What is a Yokai's favourite drink?
Kappachino.

27-Apr-2015 09:20:29

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