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TehEPICD00D

TehEPICD00D

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SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!
I came for the refreshments, so why are we being sad about a person sleeping in a.... Whatever THAT is?
This funeral is lame.
Hey, a corpse! *Takes corpse and runs off*
Oh hey, you must be the dead dude's wife. Wanna get dinner sometime?
Is covering a person with lava wrong? Whoops.
Priest: And what I want to say, is that he was a great man and--
???:[Really Loud] OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: He was not a good man at all! He DONATED BLOOD.
.... I call dibs on the head.
You know.... Now that I think about it, someone did tell me something about throwing a poisonous dagger into the chest of someone....
*giggling, followed by chortling and snorting*
I'm getting a pizza. You guys want anything?
... WOAH.... This church is big!
RA RA AAA ROMA ROMAMA GAGA- .... How that's relevant is beyond me.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
... Hm? No, I didn't kill him. Person: We never asked you....
... *mumbling* Stupid logic.....
*starts humming indiana jones theme*
OMG! JUST OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT HACKED ON RS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....*giggle*
So.... Uh..... I know! Let's all sing!
*hic* The cake is a lie.... *hic*

12-Jun-2011 14:02:35 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 14:11:44 by TehEPICD00D

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