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Deltaslug

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Can I touch it?

08-Apr-2018 03:37:29

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1XA

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This sponsored suicide was brought to you by Nike. Just do it!

08-Apr-2018 07:37:47

Deltaslug

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I'm only crying because it is a cash bar

09-Apr-2018 22:52:35

ironpariah

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He put the ER in funeral

09-Apr-2018 23:59:11

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1XA

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This reinforced steel, double-wide casket was brought to you by Burger King. Home of the whopper!

11-Apr-2018 12:35:21

goebiesin

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Can we fill the coffin with our trash?

15-Apr-2018 16:45:03

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1XA

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As per his request, we've cut up his remains and spread the slices out into sandwiches for all the attended guests. Now if you could all take a bite in his rememberance...

... Brought to you by Subway. Eat fresh!

15-Apr-2018 23:33:44

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