Was that Uncle Bill or Aunt Sally we just buried?
Who was that in the coffin, I think I’m at the wrong funeral home?
No! I don’t know the deceased person, just come in from the rain?
So you wanted to kill Mithril Dragons?
I told you they use mage and a strong melee attack. I told you not to wear Bandos and pray mage. I told you to wear Karil's armour and pray melee.
I told you they were weak to stab. I told you that your whip would be as effective as trying to use it as a pickaxe to mine ores - it just wouldn't work. I told you to take out your brackish blade, put the damn whip away, and obey a monster's weakness for once!
But NO, you have to have the maximum strength bonus and your abyssal cliché, because you think EVERYTHING is weak to the whip. Welcome to reality. Not everything is weak to slash attacks - in fact, some things just flat-out laugh at them, such as the mithril dragon that brought us to where we are today: YOUR FUNERAL.
Am I right Michael?
*A nearby mithril dragon snorts*
Bottom line: I TOLD YOU SO.
I
think
, therefore I
am
.
Therefore, if I
am
, should I not be
thinking
?
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18-Jun-2011 14:36:37
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