RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

[#I1HADUTRP]

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Ooh, this isn't where I parked my car...
[sets coffin on fire] woot 99 fm!
Can we skip the speeches and get to the free beer?

So, that's what happens when you eat a potato cactus...
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17-Nov-2009 01:33:17

[#IMFD586SX]

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Oh god!If you love them so much why don't you sleep in the coffin with them?

22-Nov-2009 00:34:55

Goredude

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Can we hurry this up? I'm missing my show.

23-Nov-2009 20:06:38

FelisVulpes

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Ha! you wouldn't be crying if you spent 4 months locked in a coffin with that lousy vamp- uh... guy, now would ya! Cos I had to...
I think I've said too much...

23-Nov-2009 20:12:36

World War 2

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don't worry I'll bless his grave! Let's hope there isn't a

third

24-Nov-2009 23:09:37

Dec

2023

Falreen

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Anyone have 70 pray? *person in crowd raises hand* ill bless the grave.

24-Nov-2009 23:13:12

May

2022

Geirrod

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1.I should have said something earlier... but I really, really need his kidney.
2.Down in front!
3.Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
4.Better him than me.
5.Pick it up - I've got Jazzercise at four.
6.Whoa. I didn't know we were supposed to dress up.
7.Hey, let's order a pizza!
8.These pants sure do ride up...
9.You look like you've seen a ghost.
10.Boy, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having.
11.Do you validate?
12.Where's the buffet line?
13.Did he pay you to come, too?
14.Aw, shut up, Padre!
15.Who's the dead guy?
16.Pull my finger.
17.I just wet myself.
18.He was impotent, you know.
19.Well, the fact remains he bounced a check to my firm.
20.Is that my beeper - or is he still wearing his?
21.Yahtzee!

24-Nov-2009 23:22:29

inactive2753

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If theres something you should never mention at a funeral, its this thread.
Also, never say:
Killing demented freaks OWNS!!! (and then you start laughing) Finally, I can enjoy life knowing I actually killed someone!
And we all wanted him to die, right?

29-Nov-2009 22:18:49

Iritaxepown

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I'm firing ma laser!#@!#@!#!@
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30-Nov-2009 02:02:53

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Kythol

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hey everyone
Do you like waffles
Ya we like waffles
Do you like pancakes
Ya we like pancakes
Do you like french toast
Ya we like french toast
*someone in the audience*
STOP IT, just STOP IT... those were his three favorite foods
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30-Nov-2009 02:13:20 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2009 02:13:31 by Kythol

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