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Eiress

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Actually a real time situation that happened at condolances to a family member, knowing the person that passed away hated them with a passion:
"Hey, how are you doing? I've heard so much about you!"

22-May-2012 01:16:14 - Last edited on 22-May-2012 01:26:39 by Eiress

very mad guy
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very mad guy

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yeah, hes dead, yadayadayada
who cares?
gotta go
im tired of this, who wants to hear the lyrics of a song?
*hums the song*
*pretends to fire a lazer* zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOooooommm
hey look! a UFO!!!
dont tell me we have to stay here for an hour
hurry up! theres a good bet on the auction
he deserved tha... wasnt me
They see me rollin', they better run...

16-Jun-2012 17:56:45

Mangoes

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9) Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move?
8) Hey, this is the first time Grandpa's been stiff in twenty years!
7) The son of a gun is lucky he's dead. He still owes me twenty bucks!
6) (to children) Be quiet or we'll bury you with him.
5) I'll trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs you inherited.
4) I don't really know him/her. I'm just here for the free food afterwards.
3) It's about time. I was getting sick of her whining.
2) Is this service over yet? I'm gonna miss the hockey game.
1) (to widow) Well, you're officially single now. Whatcha doin' Friday night?

18-Aug-2012 07:10:03 - Last edited on 18-Aug-2012 07:15:15 by Mangoes

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