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What not to say at a funeral#2

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TehEPICD00D

TehEPICD00D

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No internet connection!?!?!

I know! Let's all sing a song! "I wish I was aliiiiiive! Very much aliiiiiive!"
Oh, I didn't kill him. I just stabbed him in the chest with a sword 300 times.
Is killing a person bad?
Hey! Look! It's Spider Man! April Fools!
*screaming* NOW YOU ARE THINKING WITH PORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... I came for the refreshments. You'd better have cake... And I don't want any lies either.
O_O That person in the weird wood thing is HOT! *Talking about corpse in coffin*
*to wife of dead person* FOREVER ALONE!
OH, CRUD! I DIED! AGAIN!
... You know, I was at a few funerals. They all said stuff about a mythical "Lumbridge" and "Edgeville" and stuff like that...
I would prefer it if people would STOP SAYING THINGS SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, why's everybody sad?! It's a funeral, funerals are supposede to be FUN! You know, *-*-N-e-r-a-l!
It's friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
... WHAT!??!? I WAS BANNED?!?!?! AGAIN!??!?!?
You know, we should all stop looking depressed. The guy in the coffin might not like it.
What do you MEAN he's dead? He's asleep right there.
*guy has a Video shirt on, which is blood stained, and the person in the coffin has a Radio shirt* ..... What?
RUNNING IN THE 90'S!
LEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!
Hey, hey, I heard this guy [insert nasty joke]. Isn't that strange?
*Screaming at flower* YOU KILLED HIM!!

12-Jun-2011 03:20:06

Lady Deluxe

Lady Deluxe

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I know, but wasn’t she a bit of an old hag anyway, who’s going to miss her!
Looking into the casket, out loud: haven’t seen her looking this good in years!
Looking into the casket, out loud: ewe Yuk, ewe, they should have keep the casket closed, how bloody gross...!

12-Jun-2011 10:50:57

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