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TehEPICD00D

TehEPICD00D

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Well kids! A message from LOZ DA FISHY- Never go out to Tzhaar fight pits in a Tzhaar costume, pretending to be one. It can lead to death!
Or
*sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to myself! I decree a boot to the head! *hurls boot at head*
Or
*dead guy's name is Bob Shavie*
And to bob shavie...
*Bob shavie isn't 100% dead*
Bob: whuh.. I'M ALIVE!
Me: I decree a boot to the head.
*kills bob by throwing boot at his head*
Or....
OMG SOMEBODY QUICK! QUICK QUICK QUICK WE CAN STILL HELP! EVERBODY START THROWING STONES AT HIM!
*corpse has a bunch of holes now*
Or
OMG OMG OMG NO BATHROOM IN HERE! OH WELL! THIS CORPSE WIL HAVE TO DO! *pees on corpse*

19-Feb-2010 03:56:38

TehEPICD00D

TehEPICD00D

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*Sniff* He was such a good tar- ER person... (thankfully they didn't know I tried to use him as a targer)
And...
OMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! SOMEBODY DRANK ALL THE PUUUNNCCHH *CRIES* HOW WILL THIS FUNERAL GO ON!?!?!?
And...
(sniff) this is so sad... Wait... It's 5:30!! better hurry up and go to my funeral!

22-Feb-2010 03:29:03

Diamondst0rm

Diamondst0rm

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what u mean this is a funeral? look it's a puppet with makeup on in a coffin.look * leans the dead man up and makes the actions as if it were a puppet* :P
That man was no match for the imp
Where did he die? i want his drops and bury his bones :P
Edit---
o dear u r dead :P
*everyone notices a ghost in a corner and screams* *player takes off his ghostly robes* what?

25-Feb-2010 19:12:43 - Last edited on 25-Feb-2010 19:34:31 by Diamondst0rm

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