*whacks the body several times with a stick, then looks around inside the casket*
After a few minutes of finding nothing, turn to face the surprised mourners and announce "Worst piñata EVER!"
"I guess he was too big to flush, huh?"
*breaks down and sobs uncontrollably while viewing the body, then whirl dramatically to face the crowd, point accusingly to a random mourner, and scream "IT WAS YOU! ADMIT IT! YOU DID THIS!"*
"Well this is just no fun AT ALL!"
*point to the body and loudly remark to the person sitting next to you "Wow! He never looked more lifelike!"*
"I guess it's true: only the good DO die young."
"I'll bet he won't do THAT again!"
"I wouldn't be caught DEAD wearing that outfit!"
"Isn't this like the third time he's done this?"
"Some people just always have to be the center of attention!"
"Oh sure, he's dead and all...but what about me?! Did any of you think how all this might affect me?!"
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
31-Jul-2014 04:05:21
