RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

Jun

2011

Kusanali

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How's the weather down there?

28-Nov-2013 06:14:33

Nonario

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meow

01-Mar-2014 05:01:08 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2016 21:40:53 by Nonario

LlFEGUARD

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I'm sorry (Makes it seem as if you were the cause, this is why people say "My condolence" to only sympathize their sorrow). Some Funeral 101 for all you forum readers

06-Mar-2014 11:12:39

Dec

2023

Kentt

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Had a good laugh at some of these.

Never go up to the deceased's family and say "Well, bet you're glad that's over with huh?" (This actually did happen at a funeral)

Viking Clan Founder

06-Mar-2014 15:48:30

Nov

2005

Catweazle

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She didn't have any kids. Who's getting her jewellery?

06-Mar-2014 18:45:50

Erinn

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Could I borrow him for my ventriloquist act?

05-Jul-2014 04:01:01

Jan

2009

FireBlackAsh

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Will I ever get my *20 I loaned this guy back? Boomp!

05-Jul-2014 04:39:13

Wild Bill63

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YES!!!! FINALLY!!! Oh happy day

05-Jul-2014 05:07:49 - Last edited on 05-Jul-2014 05:08:17 by Wild Bill63

Exactlyman

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Alright, so, who gets his Bank PIN? "A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage. Remember those words..."--Hero's Shade, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

07-Jul-2014 20:22:50

Exactlyman

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*Walks up to gravestone*

"Dibs." "A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage. Remember those words..."--Hero's Shade, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

07-Jul-2014 20:23:40

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