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Redwarboy
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Redwarboy

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We had our differences of course, but it's all dead and buried now.....
What's that smell?
(to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date?
Man, it smells like somebody DIED in here
Are there refreshments? I was told there'd be refreshments
I got dressed up for THIS?
Hey, where's [deceased]. He would've had something to say
Don't be upset son, he wasn't your real dad.

21-Feb-2009 22:57:53

Wyfeepoo

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Wow! She looks great! She should have got the mortician to do her makeup for that party we went to last year...
Woman to widow: I hope he loved you as much as he loved me.
Oh! There's the body. I thought that weird smell was just you.
He's twice as interesting dead as he was alive.
Is THAT hideous garment the dress she wanted to be buried in??
I didn't know they made coffins THAT big!

22-Feb-2009 04:36:05

Haggiez

Haggiez

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Oh my god a dead body!! O_o
Dibs on his liver. :D
I heard there was a buffet, whats the occasion? :P
Maybe I shouldn't have been playing with those dragon knives and- hey, whys everyone looking at me?
Hey everybody, im back from my vacation, what'd I miss?

23-Feb-2009 02:06:26

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