*kid goes up to coffin* WHERE IS MAH RAP MUSIC! WE CAN'T HAVE A CONCERT AT THE CHURCH IF THE BAND NEVER GETS HERE! SOMEBODY HURRY UP! ALSO SINCE THIS GUY IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO PRETEND HE'S DEAD, LET'S CARRY HIM THROUGH THE CHURCH! *they carry the dead person to the back of the church*
Wait what? So that wasn't water i put in his glass?
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Can we hurry this up? I need to watch Sportscenter.
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"Can we have a moment of scielence, in memory of Bob"
*Fart*
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"ROFL poor Noob PwNeD by caner"