I gotta say. Some of this doesn't make sense, but is hilarious. Having a cow who zaps, a bannana freak, a potato freak, a noob, and an actual sane person is a pretty funny combination. CAKE, POTATOES, FRENCH TOAST, WAFFLES, and PANCAKES are awesome! Woot! Yeah! FTW!
"Legacy. What is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see."
Siberys
| W42 RP'er |
Praise Madoka.
01-Jun-2009 15:23:20
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Siberys
I have tennis camp Monday-Friday, 8am-noon, almost the whole summer. I WILL post on weekends, I'll try to post as many chapters as possible on weekends. Anyways...
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Chapter what-ever-it-is:
Preparation
Bobby-Joe: Ahmedxx...you have failed me AGAIN!
Ahmedxx: I am sorry, your highness.
Bobby: You better be! Now look, if you don't defeat Cow once and for all, you will be a prisoner in Varrock Prison!
Ahmedxx: *Gulp* Yes sir!
Bobby-Joe: I will now tell you the only possible way of killing Cow. You must wield no weapon, two mirror shields, and mirror armor.
Ahmedxx: I see. The zap reflects off of the mirrors and hits Cow! Brilliant!
Bobby-Joe: And if you miss Cow, you'll hit one of his friends!
Ahmedxx: Cow'll be so sad that he'll go back to the Wilderness!
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BASEMENT OF BLUE MOON INN
Cow: Okay guys. Tomorrow we'll attack. Allioss, do those weird potato spells, OnyxFyre, you attack Ahmedxx, Prince1337, you run around shouting 'BWUAAAAK' like a maniac, and I'll zap Bobby-Joe OnionFry. Monkey Dude, attack the guards.
Allioss: They are NOT weird!
Everyone else: *giggle*
Allioss:
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