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Sorry it took so long anyway, here's chapter 5. There will be a new character-someone you already know...
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Chapter 5: YOU CAN'T READ POTATOES.
???: Hihihihihihihihi!!!!!
Cow: Ummm... Who are you?
Allioss: I'm Allioss. Will you read me a potato????
OnyxFyre: I hate to break the news to you, but...you can't read potatoes.
Allioss: Please read me a potato!!
Prince1337: 3xu53 m3. Bu7 1 c4n r34d p0747035.
Allioss: You CAN?!?
Prince1337: Y3p.Pr377y 4w350m3, huh??
Allioss: Noob. You can't read potatoes...
All except Allioss:
OnyxFyre: So...Do you want to come with us?
Allioss: Where?
OnyxFyre: Ummm...Lumbridge?
Cow: Oh, the good ol' days...
+/FLASHBACK\+
Duke: Go to the cow pasture this instant!!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!OR ELSE!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!
+/FLASHBACKENDS\+
Cow: Ahhh...
OnyxFyre: So are you coming or not??
Allioss: I'll come.
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PORT SARIM
Ahmedxx: Where'd they go?? Urrrrrrggggggg...
*far away*
Allioss: I'll come.
Ahmedxx: Aha! So now they have a mage girl, do they?? Well I'll do some recruiting too...
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+/BACKTOGOODGUYS\+
Allioss:
+/BACKTOGOODGUYSANDGIRL\+
Cow:
+/BACKTOGOODGUYSANDGIRLANDCOW\+
OnyxFyre: Allioss, can you spy on someone called Ahmedxx?
Allioss: Sure. First I'll say the magical words...
OH POTATO! OH MIGHTY POTATO!! LET ME SEE THROUGH YOUR EYES TO SPY ON AHMEDXX!!
Cow,OnyxFyre,Prince1337:
Cow: Allioss, that was weird, and- WHAT THE HECK?!?ALLIOSS THERE'S A POTATO IN YOUR EYE!!
Allioss: That means it's working. Okay...He's...AHHHHH!!!! HE'S BEHIND YOU COW!!!!!
Cow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allioss: LoLz you fell for it. He's actually teleported to deep Wilderness by the All-Powerful Potato.
All but Allioss: Okay...
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TO
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CONTINUED
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Chapter 5: YOU CAN'T READ POTATOES.
???: Hihihihihihihihi!!!!!
Cow: Ummm... Who are you?
Allioss: I'm Allioss. Will you read me a potato????
OnyxFyre: I hate to break the news to you, but...you can't read potatoes.
Allioss: Please read me a potato!!
Prince1337: 3xu53 m3. Bu7 1 c4n r34d p0747035.
Allioss: You CAN?!?
Prince1337: Y3p.Pr377y 4w350m3, huh??
Allioss: Noob. You can't read potatoes...
All except Allioss:
OnyxFyre: So...Do you want to come with us?
Allioss: Where?
OnyxFyre: Ummm...Lumbridge?
Cow: Oh, the good ol' days...
+/FLASHBACK\+
Duke: Go to the cow pasture this instant!!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!
Cow: Nooo...
Duke: NOW!OR ELSE!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!
+/FLASHBACKENDS\+
Cow: Ahhh...
OnyxFyre: So are you coming or not??
Allioss: I'll come.
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PORT SARIM
Ahmedxx: Where'd they go?? Urrrrrrggggggg...
*far away*
Allioss: I'll come.
Ahmedxx: Aha! So now they have a mage girl, do they?? Well I'll do some recruiting too...
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+/BACKTOGOODGUYS\+
Allioss:
+/BACKTOGOODGUYSANDGIRL\+
Cow:
+/BACKTOGOODGUYSANDGIRLANDCOW\+
OnyxFyre: Allioss, can you spy on someone called Ahmedxx?
Allioss: Sure. First I'll say the magical words...
OH POTATO! OH MIGHTY POTATO!! LET ME SEE THROUGH YOUR EYES TO SPY ON AHMEDXX!!
Cow,OnyxFyre,Prince1337:
Cow: Allioss, that was weird, and- WHAT THE HECK?!?ALLIOSS THERE'S A POTATO IN YOUR EYE!!
Allioss: That means it's working. Okay...He's...AHHHHH!!!! HE'S BEHIND YOU COW!!!!!
Cow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allioss: LoLz you fell for it. He's actually teleported to deep Wilderness by the All-Powerful Potato.
All but Allioss: Okay...
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TO
BE
CONTINUED
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16-May-2009 23:19:04
For the fun of it, here's Allioss' bio...
Name: Allioss
Age: 17
Appearance: Blondish-brown hair, bright green eyes. Weilds 'Potato Staff', and wears mage robes with potatoes on them.
Boy or Girl?: Girl
Attitude: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!
Friend of Cow, enemy of Cow, or don't care? : Friend!
Noob?: 1/2
Really-strong person?: 1/2
'ZOMG A REVENANT COW!!!!' person?: no
Do you like waffles??: OH YEAH!!!
Do you like pancakes??: OH YEAH!!!
Do you like frenchtoast??: Never had it...
Do you know the Do you like waffles song??????: CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!!!!!
Do like chocolate cake??: Yeah!!!!
Short history of character: Was sent away from her village on a quest to 'find her inner potato'
Anything else: Was abandoned at Varrock, when worshipers of potatoes found her and raised her as their own. Now she is the potatoish potato worshipers in her village (PotatoVille).
And no, I am not actually obsessed with potatoes. It is just funny to me. I am obsessed with the revenant cow, though.
Name: Allioss
Age: 17
Appearance: Blondish-brown hair, bright green eyes. Weilds 'Potato Staff', and wears mage robes with potatoes on them.
Boy or Girl?: Girl
Attitude: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!
Friend of Cow, enemy of Cow, or don't care? : Friend!
Noob?: 1/2
Really-strong person?: 1/2
'ZOMG A REVENANT COW!!!!' person?: no
Do you like waffles??: OH YEAH!!!
Do you like pancakes??: OH YEAH!!!
Do you like frenchtoast??: Never had it...
Do you know the Do you like waffles song??????: CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!!!!!
Do like chocolate cake??: Yeah!!!!
Short history of character: Was sent away from her village on a quest to 'find her inner potato'
Anything else: Was abandoned at Varrock, when worshipers of potatoes found her and raised her as their own. Now she is the potatoish potato worshipers in her village (PotatoVille).
And no, I am not actually obsessed with potatoes. It is just funny to me. I am obsessed with the revenant cow, though.
16-May-2009 23:32:42
POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y
Y ROXOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y ROXOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20-May-2009 00:24:57
i'm gonna give a bios....
Name: Monkey Dude
Age: 26
Appearence: Monkey with a bronze sword and bronze kiteshield
Boy or Girl: Boy
Attitude: He's been excited and hyper ever since the banana mage on Karamja turned him into a monkey for eating too many bananas
Friend/enemy/doesn't care about Revenanat Cow: Friend
Noob?: 278%
Strong person?: 22%
'ZOMG, A REVENANT COW' person?: eh, why not?
Do you like waffles?: yeah
Do you like pancakes?: yeah
Do you like french toast?: cha man, totally
Do you know the Do you like waffles song?: unfortunately i know a little. i hate it.
Do you like chocolate cake: CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!! Y
Y ROXOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MOOOOOOOO!
Short history: he was turned into a monkey by a banana mage on Karamja for eating too many bananas. now he eats/drinks everything with bananas. the banana mage gave him an overwhelming urge to always crave bananas but also gave him a pack with an INFINITE supply of bananas. constantly eats them. originally a druid he now tries to make potions to turn him back human.
Anything else?: not that i can think of
please accept this. bump
Name: Monkey Dude
Age: 26
Appearence: Monkey with a bronze sword and bronze kiteshield
Boy or Girl: Boy
Attitude: He's been excited and hyper ever since the banana mage on Karamja turned him into a monkey for eating too many bananas
Friend/enemy/doesn't care about Revenanat Cow: Friend
Noob?: 278%
Strong person?: 22%
'ZOMG, A REVENANT COW' person?: eh, why not?
Do you like waffles?: yeah
Do you like pancakes?: yeah
Do you like french toast?: cha man, totally
Do you know the Do you like waffles song?: unfortunately i know a little. i hate it.
Do you like chocolate cake: CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!! Y
Y ROXOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MOOOOOOOO!
Short history: he was turned into a monkey by a banana mage on Karamja for eating too many bananas. now he eats/drinks everything with bananas. the banana mage gave him an overwhelming urge to always crave bananas but also gave him a pack with an INFINITE supply of bananas. constantly eats them. originally a druid he now tries to make potions to turn him back human.
Anything else?: not that i can think of
please accept this. bump
21-May-2009 22:33:18 - Last edited on 21-May-2009 23:13:57 by Bob Giligand
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