Prologue for part 2
A few weeks after Cow was defeated, KingNoob and SpitFyre went looking for him. They never believed the fact that he was dead. Their pointless quest eventually took them to the quiet town of Rimmington, where they decided to stay for the rest of their lives.
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***50 YEARS LATER***
?????: Grandpa Bobby-Joe, tell me how you defeated the cow again!!
Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?!?!?!????
Bobby-Joe OnionFry: Okay, Billy-Bob.
And so Bobby-Joe once again tells young Billy-Bob the story of the revenant cow. But, despite as hard as Bobby-Joe tries, he can't convince his 13 year-old grandson to believe that Cow was evil. In fact, Billy-Bob just thinks his grandpa is a lunatic.
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In the town of Rimmington, two 14 year-old boys are once again planning to go to the Wilderness. Alone. The are the grandsons of SpitFyre and KingNoob- OnyxFyre and Prince 1337.
OnyxFyre: C'mon, 1337! We have to find Cow!
Prince 1337: 1)ud3 h3'5 l0ng g0n3!!
OnyxFyre: But he's the only one who can defeat the tyrant Bobby-Joe OnionFry!!
Prince 1337: ..........
OnyxFyre: Commmee ooooonnnnnn!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED....... DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
02-May-2009 13:18:40
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