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Prologue for part 2

A few weeks after Cow was defeated, KingNoob and SpitFyre went looking for him. They never believed the fact that he was dead. Their pointless quest eventually took them to the quiet town of Rimmington, where they decided to stay for the rest of their lives.
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***50 YEARS LATER***
?????: Grandpa Bobby-Joe, tell me how you defeated the cow again!!
Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?!?!?!????
Bobby-Joe OnionFry: Okay, Billy-Bob.
And so Bobby-Joe once again tells young Billy-Bob the story of the revenant cow. But, despite as hard as Bobby-Joe tries, he can't convince his 13 year-old grandson to believe that Cow was evil. In fact, Billy-Bob just thinks his grandpa is a lunatic.
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In the town of Rimmington, two 14 year-old boys are once again planning to go to the Wilderness. Alone. The are the grandsons of SpitFyre and KingNoob- OnyxFyre and Prince 1337.
OnyxFyre: C'mon, 1337! We have to find Cow!
Prince 1337: 1)ud3 h3'5 l0ng g0n3!!
OnyxFyre: But he's the only one who can defeat the tyrant Bobby-Joe OnionFry!!
Prince 1337: ..........
OnyxFyre: Commmee ooooonnnnnn!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED....... DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

02-May-2009 13:18:40 - Last edited on 02-May-2009 18:38:24 by Allioss

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chapter 1 ***t
At the Wilderness ditch...
OnyxFyre: Well... here goes nothing!
*jumps across ditch*
OnyxFyre: Aren't you comin', 1337?
Prince1337: Ummmm... 1 th1nk 1'll 574y h3r3...
OnyxFyre: ^_^ Suit yourself.
*level 29 Wilderness*
???: *Moooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn* *****-who's t-t-there??
OnyxFyre: I'm OnyxFyre. Where are you?
???: SpitFyre??
OnyxFyre: No I'm... wait... how do you know my grandpa's name??
???: Grandpa? Has it really been that long since...
*FLASHBACK* (For ???)
KingNoob: Ch4113ng3 m3 y0u n00b!!
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SpitFyre: Wait! Can I come with you??
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KingNoob: :@ SpitFyre's stepping on my foot!
SpitFyre: Are not!
KingNoob: Are too!
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
OnyxFyre: Of my god... Are you...Cow???
Cow: Yes...But I don't deserve it!*sob* All because I couldn't defeat him...Now everyone's in trouble! If THEY had come with me RuneScape would be rid of Bobby-Joe!! *sob* They betrayed me!! I'll never trust any human again! I should've known it when the Black Knights wanted to slaughter me! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! *sob*
OnyxFyre: They searched weeks for you, you know! They didn't want to believe that you where dead!! They want to see so bad, Cow! THEY'RE IN THEIR 60S NOW!!
Cow: No...A revenant should never go out of the Wilderness!!
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Will Cow go with OnyxFyre? How long will it take for Prince 1337 to die? Why are you people not posting?? Probably only first question will be answered...IN CHAPTER 2!!! MUAHAHAHA I'M MAKING YOU WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!

02-May-2009 13:18:53 - Last edited on 03-May-2009 15:15:37 by Allioss

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chapter 2
OnyxFyre: Cow, you've got to come with me!
Cow: No!
OnyxFyre: Please, Cow!
Cow: No!
OnyxFyre: Please!
Cow: No!
OnyxFyre: Please!
Cow: Well...
*OnyxFyre does puppy-dog eyes*
Cow: Umm...Umm...
OnyxFyre: Pwease!
Cow: Okay just stop doing the puppy-dog thing!
OnyxFyre: C'mon! Now you have to meet Prince 1337!
Cow: Ummm...Hi?
Prince 1337: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow: OnyxFyre...Prince 1337...Can I see...your Grandfathers?
OnyxFyre: Yeah, C'mon!
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VARROCK CASTLE

Bobby: Butler! Go get Billy here a sword 'n shield and tell Vannka to train Billy!
Butler: Vannaka is still on Tutorial Island, sir.
Bobby: That lazy bum!
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RIMMINGTON
SpitFyre: Cow, is it really *sob* you??
Cow: *sob* Yes, it is!
KingNoob: I'm level 16 now, Cow!
Cow: A major accomplishment for you, KingNoob.
SpitFyre: *sigh* If only we were young again, and then we would keeping going about on our crazy adventures...
KingNoob: But now, it's your turn, OnyxFyre, Prince 1337.
SpitFyre: OnyxFyre, have this Steel armor and sword. May they serve you well.
KingNoob: Prince 1337, take this bronze armor and dagger, may it serve someone's head.
All but KingNoob: O_o
KingNoob: What?!?
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I hope you guys like chapter 2! It'll get a lot better once Cow, OnyxFyre, and Prince 1337 get to Falador...

02-May-2009 13:19:13 - Last edited on 04-May-2009 13:33:18 by Allioss

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Accepting a *FEW* characters to be put in the story at some point in time! Oh yeah only one character per person please! :) Please use this form:
Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Boy or Girl?:
Attitude:
Friend of Cow, enemy of Cow, or don't care? :
Noob?:
Really-strong person?:
'ZOMG A REVENANT COW!!!!' person?:
Do you like waffles??:
Do you like pancakes??:
Do you like frenchtoast??:
Do you know the Do you like waffles song??????:
Do like chocolate cake??:
Short history of character:
Anything else:

02-May-2009 13:20:48 - Last edited on 03-May-2009 14:52:55 by Allioss

Allioss

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Chapter 3: Falador
Cow: Okay, let's start walking.
*walk*
*walk*
*walk*
*walk*
1337: 1m b00000r3d!!!!!!!!!!
Onyx: Well, maybe you could count the trees!
1337: 1...2...5k1p 4 f3w...99...100.
Cow: Look! I see Falador alrea-
Evil Chicken: BWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAKAAKAAKA!!!!
1337: 4HHHHHHHH!!!!!!D13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 1337 attacks the evil chicken with his bronze sword*
1337: Owwwwwwwwww!!! 17 h17 4 2 0n m33333!!!!!!!!!
translation: it hit a 2 on meeeee!!!!!!!!!
Cow: Oh for crying out loud...
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
1337: w00t!!!!!! 1 g07 4 ch1ck3n 5u17 4nd 4 rubb3r ch1ck3n!!!!!!!!
*OnyxFyre bursts out laughing. He laughs so hard in fact, that he turns into a chicken.*
ChickenOnyxFyre: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*
*ChickenOnyxFyre melts into ice cream*
IceCreamFyre: LOL I'm an oximoron!!!!
Cow: More like Onyx-Moron!!
*goes back to OnyxFyre*
OynxFyre: Well, were at Falador now!
Prince 1337 (to random high level player): My rubb3r ch1ck3n c4n 0wn u n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomHighlevelplayer: no
Prince 1337: y34h
randomHighlevelplayer: no
Prince 1337: y34h
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Prince 1337: y34h
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Prince 1337: y34h
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randomHighlevelplayer: no
Prince 1337: y34h
randomhighlevelplayer: what ever, noob...
+/END OF CHAPTER\+

06-May-2009 14:27:19 - Last edited on 07-May-2009 13:16:21 by Allioss

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