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Chapter 6 (i think):
Cow's Goal
Cow: I think... just maybe... that that guy doesn't like us...
KingNoob: h0w 4m 1 g01ng 2 g37 4n07h3r 537 0f 8r0nz3 4rm0ur?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
SpitFyre: heres some IRON armor...
KingNoob: r0fl 1r0n 5uck5 n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow: I want to kill Zamorak now-
SpitFyre: You can't!!!
Cow: why?!?!? I'll just zap him and he'll be dead!!!
SpitFyre: But he's in another dimension or something!!!
Cow: Well he can just come down here!
SpitFyre: BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GODS AREN'T ALOUD TO INTERACT WITH MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingNoob: 1n 3ngl15h pl0x!
SpitFyre: The gods aren't aloud to walk on Gielinor, OK?
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Ok, just a reminder, they're still on a PvP world...
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*__________'s P.O.H.*
____________: Demon Butler! Go get my armor, godsword, and a disposable camera from the bank!
Demon Butler: Yes master...
*5 minutes later*
Demon Butler: Here you go, master...
_____________: Cow...It is time... to meet...someone
called... (insert evil name you came up with here)!!!!!!!

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I couldn't come up with an evil name, so if you have any ideas can you tell me...cause otherwise his name is gunna be...



Bobby-Joe OnionFry!

10-Apr-2009 15:28:35 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2009 02:30:34 by Allioss

come on people post!!!
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Chapter 7 Getting to GodWars
Cow: We're going to GodWars.
KingNoob: 1 d0n'7 w4nn4!!!
SpitFyre: I don't really want to either...
Cow: Well I'm going whether you guys like it or not!
SpitFyre&KingNoob: .........
SpitFyre and KingNoob walk off.
Cow: Okay, Im all ready to go, with this map!
Person#17: Where'd you get that map??
Cow: ummmmmm......
*FLASHBACK*
Cow: Hey Wise Old Man!! Can I have that map??
Wise Old Man: For 10,000,000 gp.
Cow: ... ... ...
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow: That never gets old!
*FLASHBACK ENDS*
Cow: Yeah... ummmmmmmmm......
Cow runs far away from person#17
Druid: Hey! What in the world???
Druids#2,3,4,5,6,7&8: ZOMG A REVENANT...cow?
Druids: HaHa!!! Your just a cooowww! Your just a cooo-
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few days, later Cow saw a sign...
GodWars Dungeon 5 miles
Cow: Okay, I'll run from here...
Bobby-Joe OnionFry: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Once Cow arrives at GodWars, He's going to meet my secret weapon!!
After hours of reading dumb super hero comics I have figured out the Zap's weakness...
(I was serious about the Bobby-Joe OnionFry thing!)

25-Apr-2009 13:23:14 - Last edited on 26-Apr-2009 14:13:02 by Allioss

26-Apr-2009 13:47:00

26-Apr-2009 14:23:26

30-Apr-2009 02:18:04

lol go chocolate cake!!!

01-May-2009 01:21:36

01-May-2009 12:53:35

I hope you people like this next chapter!!
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Chapter 7: The amazing power of... MIRRORS?!?
Cow: Finally!! GodWars!!
?????: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow: What in RuneS*-
?????: It is I, Bobby-Joe OnionFry, here to slay the foul cow!
Our battle will be some-what legendary!!!MUAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Cow: Okay, if you wanna get zapped...
Referee: Ready! Set! FIGHT!!!
Cow: There's a ref???
Person#18,19,20,21,22,23&24: Let's go Coooooow, let's go!
Bobby: YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!! YOU'LL DEFEAT YOURSELF!!!!
Cow: Lunatic...
Cow: Ready...
*Bobby puts up mirror shield*
Cow: Set...
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astonished at the awesome zap, the crowd goes closer to see
who won...
There was only one fighter standing...

Bobby-Joe had won. And Cow was dead. This was because the moment the zap hit Bobby's mirror shield, it bounced back.
But, if you know a bit more about revenants than Bobby-Joe does, you would have know something very important...

END OF PART 1 OF ATTACK OF THE REVENANT COW

01-May-2009 13:33:57 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2009 02:31:12 by Allioss