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Annie. post for into the void is cumming up right after these announcements:
Narrator: Are you tired of wondering if anyone is on the forums?
Annie1227:*black and white TV screen* *walking through a dark hall* Hello, is anyone there?
Narrator: Then you need Friendlocator.
Annie: *Friendlocator* magically appears into Annie1227's hands*
Narrator: Friendlocator will automatically tell you if your friends are on the forums. The days of--
Annie1227: Is anyone there?
Narrator: Will be a thing of the past. Friendlocator, currently sells for
$19.95, and will be very useful in cutting back on unnecessary spam.
Random Voice: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Narrator: And we all really hate spam.
Inferi: *nods*
Narrator: Friendlocator is a legitimate way to have fun, it locates your friends, it allows you to stalk your enemies, and it requires no assembly. Even a crab could use it. We gave our crab Friendlocator and to our surprise, he used it, so we video taped it and placed it in this ad.
*Shows animated image of a crab using Friendlocator. there is also a caption saying "Actual footage"
Narrator: So order Friend Locator today!
Second Narrator: To order Friendlocator call 303-363-3663. Again that's 303-363-3663. That number again is 303-363-3663. Once again, because we think you are all Idiots, the number is 303-363-3663. Call now! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Narrator: Are you tired of wondering if anyone is on the forums?
Annie1227:*black and white TV screen* *walking through a dark hall* Hello, is anyone there?
Narrator: Then you need Friendlocator.
Annie: *Friendlocator* magically appears into Annie1227's hands*
Narrator: Friendlocator will automatically tell you if your friends are on the forums. The days of--
Annie1227: Is anyone there?
Narrator: Will be a thing of the past. Friendlocator, currently sells for
$19.95, and will be very useful in cutting back on unnecessary spam.
Random Voice: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Narrator: And we all really hate spam.
Inferi: *nods*
Narrator: Friendlocator is a legitimate way to have fun, it locates your friends, it allows you to stalk your enemies, and it requires no assembly. Even a crab could use it. We gave our crab Friendlocator and to our surprise, he used it, so we video taped it and placed it in this ad.
*Shows animated image of a crab using Friendlocator. there is also a caption saying "Actual footage"
Narrator: So order Friend Locator today!
Second Narrator: To order Friendlocator call 303-363-3663. Again that's 303-363-3663. That number again is 303-363-3663. Once again, because we think you are all Idiots, the number is 303-363-3663. Call now! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Jun-2017 20:19:59 - Last edited on 19-Jun-2017 17:46:17 by Pink 4 Twink
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay my satirical advertisement is up!
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Jun-2017 20:33:33
Pink 4 Twink
said
:
Annie. post for into the void is cumming up right after these announcements:
Narrator: Are you tired of wondering if anyone is on the forums?
Annie1227:*black and white TV screen* *walking through a dark hall* Hello, is anyone there?
Narrator: Then you need Friendlocator.
Annie: *Friendlocator* magically appears into Annie1227's hands*
Narrator: Friendlocator will automatically tell you if your friends are on the forums. The day of-
Annie1227: Is anyone there?
Narrator: will be a thing of the past. Friend locator, currently sells for
$19.95, and will be very useful in cutting back on unnecessary spam.
Random Voice: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Narrator: And we all really hate spam.
Inferi: *nods*
Narrator: Friendlocator is a legitimate way to have fun, it locates your friends, it allows you to stalk your enemies, and it requires no assembly. Even a crab could use it. We know! We Tried
*Shows animated image of a crab using Friend Locator.*
Narrator: So order Friend Locator today!
Second Narrator: To order Friend Locator call 303-363-3663. again that's 303-363-3663. That number again is 303-363-3663. Once again, because we think you are all Idiots, the number is 303-363-3663. Call Now!
* Terms and conditions apply. Offer not valid on Hawaii, Alaska, the RS Forums, or Puerto Rico. $9.95 for shipping and handling. COD. Allow 6-8 months for delivery. Not responsible for violations of the laws of physics, ethics, thermodynamics, causality, or disappearing cookies. Cannot accept payments via credit card, Bitcoin, cookies, or belly button lint.
Annie. post for into the void is cumming up right after these announcements:
Narrator: Are you tired of wondering if anyone is on the forums?
Annie1227:*black and white TV screen* *walking through a dark hall* Hello, is anyone there?
Narrator: Then you need Friendlocator.
Annie: *Friendlocator* magically appears into Annie1227's hands*
Narrator: Friendlocator will automatically tell you if your friends are on the forums. The day of-
Annie1227: Is anyone there?
Narrator: will be a thing of the past. Friend locator, currently sells for
$19.95, and will be very useful in cutting back on unnecessary spam.
Random Voice: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Narrator: And we all really hate spam.
Inferi: *nods*
Narrator: Friendlocator is a legitimate way to have fun, it locates your friends, it allows you to stalk your enemies, and it requires no assembly. Even a crab could use it. We know! We Tried
*Shows animated image of a crab using Friend Locator.*
Narrator: So order Friend Locator today!
Second Narrator: To order Friend Locator call 303-363-3663. again that's 303-363-3663. That number again is 303-363-3663. Once again, because we think you are all Idiots, the number is 303-363-3663. Call Now!
* Terms and conditions apply. Offer not valid on Hawaii, Alaska, the RS Forums, or Puerto Rico. $9.95 for shipping and handling. COD. Allow 6-8 months for delivery. Not responsible for violations of the laws of physics, ethics, thermodynamics, causality, or disappearing cookies. Cannot accept payments via credit card, Bitcoin, cookies, or belly button lint.
18-Jun-2017 20:40:28 - Last edited on 18-Jun-2017 20:43:11 by Deltaslug
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