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*at Dr. Pedigree's place*
Dr. Pedigree: HURRY THE **** UP, PATRICK!! YOU'VE GOT A ****TON OF WORK TO DO!!
Patrick: Easy, Dr. I'm on the toilet taking a dump.
Dr. Pedigree: You've got five seconds to get out before I kill Sir Shankspear!
Patrick: But I still have to wipe my -
Dr Pedigree: 1 2....4
Patrick : * runs out bottomless* I'm here
Dr. Pedigree: MARVELOUS! Now disrobe.
Patrick: You're not going to take pics are you?
Dr. Pedigree: I meant down to your underwear, you ********! Now, as I said, you are going to be test subjects for my experiment. Go to the room surrounded by glass
Patrick: um....
Dr. Pedigree: I can kill you and William, if you prefer...?
Patrick: no no, it's ok!
*goes into the room*
*Patrick is strapped to a restraining device*
Dr. Pedigree: Lets begin . Remember, The test Results will determine whether William survives the day. If you die, so too does William.
* Injects Patrick with a syringe*
Patrick turns into a cow*
Dr. pedigree : Oh dear.. that is most unfortunate. lets try... This ... *injects Patrick with another syringe* *Patrick turns into a dragon*
Dr. Pedigree: hmm..
*sixteen hours of injecting Patrick with Syringes later!
Dr. Pedigree: well that seems to have restored you, there is just one slight problem...
Patrick : yes?
Dr. Pedigree: you see, I didn't clean any of the syringes that I used, and one of my patients had aids. So guess what you now have?
Patrick: You *******!!!
End of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

11-Sep-2014 05:23:55 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2014 02:04:31 by Pink 4 Twink

14-Sep-2014 18:06:20

14-Sep-2014 23:07:40

Not quite, The story is about a narcissistic and foul tempered leprechaun become a better person. That's not the case now, but later on in the story, he'll realize all the damage he's caused. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Sep-2014 02:06:28

16-Sep-2014 23:51:23

Part 5
Patrick: What the hell kind of doctor doesn't clean their syringes?!
Dr. Pedigree: Calm down, Patrick...
Patrick: Calm d- CALM DOWN???!!! YOU INJECTED ME WITH HIV!!! AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM?!
Nah: Patrick: calm down... please... Let him speak...
Patrick: OH by all means, tell me how and why you failed to sterilize the syringes...
Dr. Pedigree: it was just bad luck...
Patrick: BAD LUCK??? I'M ****** IRISH, MATE!!! I HAVE ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD! surely you can create a better lie than that...
Dr. Pedigree: I have no excuses.. fortunately, HIV is much less of a death sentence than it was 30 years ago. We are able to treat it now. Feel free to take the pills on the desk. Now let's get back to work..
Patrick: *gulp*
Dr. Pedigree: It's nothing to do with actual testing... Just water my roses. I plan on Giving Elenore a rose for our fiftieth aniversery!
Patrick: Yes sir *goes outside and sees thirty vampire hermit crabs at the door
Vampire hermit crab: BLOOOOOOD!!!!! heh and shells...
Patrick: Oh no... Doctor!
Doctor Pedigree: yeah?
Patrick: We have thirty vampire hermit crabs here...
Dr. Pedigree: They wont harm you, just throw a vial of blood at them!
*Patrick draws up his own blood into a syringe and throws it at the vampires*
Vampire hermit crabs: BLOOD! *runs toward the syringe of blood and sinks his fangs into the syringe* *starts sucking out the blood*
28 Vampire hermit crabs: Thanks for the blood! * the 28 vampire hermit crabs catch the common cold and die*
Vampire hermit crabs: brother hermit crab! No!
end of part 5
Patrick: this gives me an idea... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

19-Sep-2014 20:07:37 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2014 20:07:57 by Pink 4 Twink

20-Sep-2014 20:10:47

Part 6
*in the forest of doom*
Pinchatoshi: And here we are! at the hotsprings
Schmity: got to hand it to you crabs, you are pretty good with sense of direction...
Pinchatoshi: what do you mean?
Schmitty: maybe it's the plant life... it all looks the same: dead plant matter, muggy swamplands...
Zombie hermit crab: Brains?
Schmitty: And to top it all off it feels like we're going in circles.
Pinchatoshi: yeah, that is a problem...
Zombie hermit crab: BRAINS!
Pinchatoshi: Go away you mindless zombie hermit crab
Zombie hermit crab: Not until you give me your brain, Pinchatoshi!
Pinchatoshi: No! my brain! me find it first!
Zombie hermit crab: *Schmitty picks up the zombie hermit crab and kicks it to the other side of the Forest of Doom*
Schmitty: well that takes care of that, now we need to be sure that the water is magically imbued...
*takes out a dagger and slices his middle finger* *sticks his finger into water*
*black knight appears*
Schmitty: um who are you?
The Black Knight: Just a black knight... but you... You're a defiler... an intruder.. you defile this sacred hot spring with your very presence... What do I make of this, hmm? A leprechaun, a white knight, a bumbling idiot.... And a hermit crab???
Pinchatoshi: Gah... you're quite scary
The Black Knight: In fact.... the bumbling moron... he looks quite familiar. *Walks closer to Scottie* yes.. it's all coming back to me. You are the knight who slew my companions and thought that I'd be no different.. Such hubris, as is often the case with white knight fools.
Scottie: der.. don't kill me...
The Black Knight: Oh.. I won't kill you... not yet. You are free to go.. for now, but the next time we meet... we meet as enemies, defiler
S**mitty: I won't be talked to like that! *throws a grenade at the Black Knight*
*Grenade explodes* *does no damage*
The Black Knight: Such a temper! this is good. I sense a certain... Ambition in you. I'll leave you with these words: The good Doctor cannot be trusted Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

21-Sep-2014 21:31:38

Schmitty: What do you mean?
The Black Knight: I think you know
*Back at the hospital* *In Dr. Pedigree's chamber*
Dr. Pedigree: I don't know, Elanore. I feel like I am being too polite, too friendly... It makes me sick!
Elanore: It makes me sick, too. You are helping these scumbags, as if they did nothing to hurt you! Perhaps you should kill them
Dr. Pedigree: Truth is that, I cannot stand the HIV ridden filth and the ugly ***** he has with her, I hate that foul tempered Leprechaun, and the black skinned sycophant, the guy with an outrageous name, and the poet/ clown that we have strapped into a chair. And I'm pretty sure I'd have hated that courier. And the annoying guy obsessed with fish. Perhaps they should die...
Elanore: SHH! I hear someone at the door *Dr. Pedigree puts his bathrobe on and opens the door *It's Patrick*
Dr. Pedigree: Patrick! Are you done watering the plants?
Patrick: yep. You want to see the* Dr. Pedigree knocks Patrick out with a rusty pipe* *ties Patrick to a pole*
*Dr. Pedigree also knocks out Nah* *strips off her clothes and ravages her* Punches her in the face*
*Ties her up next to Patrick*
*Dr. Pedigree signals a guard*
Dr. Pedigree: As soon as the others get back, knock them out and tie them up.
Guard: yes sir
Dr. Pedigree: and so the cat captures the mouse...
end of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

21-Sep-2014 21:54:08

11-Oct-2014 04:34:21